Who plays annoyingly loud, crap music at 4am on a Sunday!!

Just knock on there door while being naked and tell them to shut the No Swearing! up.

Or while naked, Just Print off a letter using big Font, saying TURN OFF THE LOUD MUSIC, ITS 4am FFS. knock, post it under the door and run.
 
Many years ago (9 in fact) we had a neighbour the same. I kept banging and knocking the door but they refused to answer.
When i finally collared him and his misses they stunk of alcohol and were obviously drunk most likely all day everyday. I asked nicely for them to stop but it didn't.
The next time i saw him i threw him to the floor and set light to him. After he managed to put it out he said he was going to phone the local 'heavies'. So i grabbed him and took him to his phone and said i'd dial the number for him. He backed down and i never heard a thing again till the 3 months later on the day we moved when he was sticking his fingers up at me from his window.
I'm not saying do the same, just posting my experience with drunken neighbours.
 
Greenlizard0 said:
Poo on their door stop.
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The trick is to crap in a brown paper bag
Light it & then knock on the door & retreat to a safe viewing distance.
They should come out & Stamp on it, Hopefully bare footed :D



For future reference,
crap in a paper bag = crap parcel, But replace crap with the more familiar term.
The term comes from crapping in paper bags & bombing prison officers with them for amusement whilst Crying out **** PAAAAAAARRRRRCCCEELLLLLL :D
Simple things please simple minds :p
 
MoNkeE said:
Who's going to stamp out a fire with their bare foot? :p
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It happened a few times, but mainly folk had slippers on which is just as funny I can assure you , It's more a natural reaction rather than a think about it moment, Small bag on fire on your door mat, Quick Stamp on it :D
Mind you here I s'pose it would be,
Small bag on fire on your door mat,
Quick to the Interwebz :D
 
We have annoying neighbours here too but due to both me and my old man being less than polite to people who wake us up... They don't do it very often , my old man being a bouncer i'm supprised he hasn't put the guy to the floor yet.

And no , no keyboard hero antics here ;)
 
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