How is the poster before you going to die?

He will die in the following way:

While at a swimming gala/government speech/peaceful protest, the above person will feel light headed and faint. Upon awakening at the hospital, Dr Greg House will call him a douch or something and everyone will think hes fine. However, upon leaving the hospital he collapses in an epileptic fit and releases his bowels all over the place, this confuses all the doctors.

The doctors discuss the matter with the aid of a large flip chart. Meanwhile the patient has gone blind, become paralized from the waist down, had 6 more seizures and emptied his bowels everywhere no less that 9 times. He has also received a sponge bath from a strangely attractive male nurse, during which he "accidently" got aroused.

The doctors discuss the symptoms and come up with hundreds of suggestions as to what could be wrong, however Dr House says all the other doctors are stupid. He decides to test for everything as he didnt have a clue what was wrong with the patient anyway, he just wanted to be a bit of a **** to the other doctors. (hes so witty)

Our patient now goes through every painful and often embarrassing medical tests, except for Lupus, as nobody ever has Lupus. During these tests the patient yet again releases his bowels on several occaisons. All the tests are negative and the doctors are yet again confused.

Dr House drinks lots of whisky and maybe throws a novelty tennis ball agaist a wall. Suddenly he remembers that the patient once mentioned that he enjoyed to watch whales frolic in the wild, and somehow managed to link that to a massive blood clot in his anus that was invisible to all scans and xrays. A simple cure of, lets say an apple, makes the patient all better.

The patient goes to thank Dr House, but instead Dr House makes some joke about his lame shirt and stares out a window. The patient leaves to hospital and goes home to live his life healthy and fit.

2 weeks later he dies of Lupus.
 
big posh dinner with all your friends where you will receive a baseball bat repetitively to the back of your noggin

you will then be cooked and served as cold cuts at breakfast
 
Bennie-Mac said:
He will die in the following way:

While at a swimming gala/government speech/peaceful protest, the above person will feel light headed and faint. Upon awakening at the hospital, Dr Greg House will call him a douch or something and everyone will think hes fine. However, upon leaving the hospital he collapses in an epileptic fit and releases his bowels all over the place, this confuses all the doctors.

The doctors discuss the matter with the aid of a large flip chart. Meanwhile the patient has gone blind, become paralized from the waist down, had 6 more seizures and emptied his bowels everywhere no less that 9 times. He has also received a sponge bath from a strangely attractive male nurse, during which he "accidently" got aroused.

The doctors discuss the symptoms and come up with hundreds of suggestions as to what could be wrong, however Dr House says all the other doctors are stupid. He decides to test for everything as he didnt have a clue what was wrong with the patient anyway, he just wanted to be a bit of a **** to the other doctors. (hes so witty)

Our patient now goes through every painful and often embarrassing medical tests, except for Lupus, as nobody ever has Lupus. During these tests the patient yet again releases his bowels on several occaisons. All the tests are negative and the doctors are yet again confused.

Dr House drinks lots of whisky and maybe throws a novelty tennis ball agaist a wall. Suddenly he remembers that the patient once mentioned that he enjoyed to watch whales frolic in the wild, and somehow managed to link that to a massive blood clot in his anus that was invisible to all scans and xrays. A simple cure of, lets say an apple, makes the patient all better.

The patient goes to thank Dr House, but instead Dr House makes some joke about his lame shirt and stares out a window. The patient leaves to hospital and goes home to live his life healthy and fit.

2 weeks later he dies of Lupus.
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now this is what the thread is about not the short ass crappy ones me and others have been posting these rule hehehe
 
.5 millimetre pointed at your head, light fluid tossed lightly over your head. Sliver zippo with no markings, sparked open. Your head is now alight. You are pushed outside into the busy streets of new york.
 
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