Ever actually had trouble from chavs/neds?

Steve2000 said:
Yes I've had trouble many times from them for absolutely no reason.

The ones that usually want to fight me are the weak, scrawny variety. I've been in absolutely countless fights over my 52 years of existence - brawls, riots, drunken assaults, muggings, gangs - everything. I've been glassed about 874 times, stabbed twice, pushed off a balcony, ran over, bones broken any amount of times etc, you get the idea. And they think I should be scared of them else I get brapped. :rolleyes:

I would be talked about if I was actually frightened by these pseudo-hardmen.
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Brap Brap Sdawg!!

Only ever been aproached by 2 chavs at once asking for my phone whilst I was walking towards 2 of my brothers and my best friend little to there knowledge.

When I got to my brother he asked me how I knew them and I told him they wanted my phone and stuff. My bro knew one of there older brothers and told him.

The older brother gave me his little bro's phone for the trouble lol.

Poor Chav!
 
Had a group of 14-15yo chavs start on me and a friend while walking to the pub half cut, they had a little staffy on a lead and let him off expecting him to come and attack me.

I laughed and the biggest one squared up against me and swung the dog chain at me, it missed and I slapped him pretty hard and he started to cry after his mates ran off.

KaHn
 
Had one try to push my girlfriend into a busy road a couple of years ago. I saw his attempt coming and managed to grab him just as he grabbed her arm. Little scrote got thrown over someones front garden wall for his troubles. :p
 
I worked doors for 12 years so the answer is undoubtedly, yes. When confronted by a ned, simply blow him a kiss and wait for the wild swing of their arm before beating them black and blue. Call the police and then have them taken away to the nick and charged with attempted assault. Simple.
 
I dont think they are all that bad. I think they just target people who stick out a lot of the time. Walk about with mascara on and boots out of the matrix and you deserve a slap.
 
Hedge said:
I dont think they are all that bad. I think they just target people who stick out a lot of the time. Walk about with mascara on and boots out of the matrix and you deserve a slap.
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Now I don't dress like that and think it looks pretty stupid but your comment is completely out of order.
 
Hedge said:
I dont think they are all that bad. I think they just target people who stick out a lot of the time. Walk about with mascara on and boots out of the matrix and you deserve a slap.
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Not at all :/ they usually attack the unsuspecting and vulnerable, e.g. when you're by yourself and there are more of them than there are you
 
I was in the supermarket not one week ago when some chav kicked off in the trolley bay.

"You what mate?" he said.. going off on one for no reason.

I wouldn't mind but I was trying to remember some important dimensions for some wood I needed cut. Bar steward insisted on cutting me up all the way home as well!

:rolleyes:
 
EVH said:
I was in the supermarket not one week ago when some chav kicked off in the trolley bay.

"You what mate?" he said.. going off on one for no reason.

I wouldn't mind but I was trying to remember some important dimensions for some wood I needed cut. Bar steward insisted on cutting me up all the way home as well!

:rolleyes:
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:D a little late though ;)
 
Just off the top of my head,

Car pulls up towards me and my mates and asks "where is saughton prison mate? we are taking her there. (Pointing to the chav girl in the car) They drive away and then 2 mins later drive back up towards us. The chav girl gets out of the car carrying a stanley knife and starts to chase me :*( Luckily I ran up to a neighbours door and started banging on it. She looked at me, laughed and then ran away :/

Another time on a really busy bus the only available seats were upstairs near the back, there were a bunch of chavs getting really aggressive so me and my mate decided to get off a few stops early and walk the rest of the way. Bad idea as we got about 100 yards and 3 guys tried to get us into an alley to steal our stuff :( Mate got hit in the face and they ran off.

Loads more times i've fallen victim to chavs ;/
 
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