Best way to die?

Mikoyan

Mikoyan

Mikoyan

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Think this guy had the right idea :p

"A Russian man died after guzzling a bottle of Viagra to keep him going for a 12-hour orgy with two female pals.

The women had bet mechanic Sergey Tuganov $4,300 that he wouldn’t be able to follow through with the half-day sex marathon"

But minutes after winning the wager, the randy 28-year-old dropped dead with a heart attack, revealed Moscow police.

One of the women, named only as Alina, said: “We called emergency services but it was too late, there was nothing they could do.” :eek:

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article2275504.ece
 
Saving the world from a nuclear explosion by jumping into a giant rotating fan.

Wrestling a grizzly bear with a huge knife on its back whilst skydiving.
 
(successful) kamikaze style attack on an alien mothership which was trying to destroy the earth.
 
Whilst fighting in a giant robot to save the world, and taking the last enemy out with your final breath (because you forgot mouthwash and they have super ultra smelling powers.)

But I'm not ever going to die so it doesn't matter.

If I'm ever diagnosed with an illness that can't be fixed, I will drive at 200mph over a ramp with fold up wings and see if i can make it to scotland. otherwise i'll drown.
 
Saying "**** you" while setting of numerous nuclear weapons and watching the world burn. Before being shot by whoever the hero in this tale is.
 
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