Best Chat up lines!

[m0r94n]

Women in Thailand don't usually care about chat up lines.

 

[Buffman]

Women in Thailand don't usually care about chat up lines.

Women in Thailand also often turn out not to be women

 

[mrk]

Well good luck with that Op. Seems you've defined Failure as Success!

 

[jolie77]

this is true !! lots of lady boys every were, dam expensive as well!

 

[AndyOcUK]

2nd vote for..."you don't sweat much for a fat lass do you..."

 

[Gman]

I always like this one:

"Hi my names Bond .... Unibond and tonight i'm going to fill your crack."

 

[yantorsen]

Your sister was good, let's hope you're better.

 

[Cosimo]

Gee you're ugly, but I bet you feel good in the dark.

 

[Cybermyk]

Do you believe in love at first sight? or should I walk past again?

 

[jolie77]

lol!!!

 

[purexxevil]

I always like this one:

"Hi my names Bond .... Unibond and tonight i'm going to fill your crack."

*shudders*

 

[Cosimo]

Nice legs, what time do they open?

 

[jolie77]

To think I started this !!

 

[swanseajack]

Hi, have you got any welsh in you?

No?

Would you like some

 

[MiNxYyY]

I dont need chat up lines.IF i want her,i will get her

 

[PESolution]

it's not rape if you shout suprise first

 

[Sniper123]

*Walk's up to 2 lesbians*

I don't want to come between you... or do I!?

Hehe, Family guys rules

 

[[FnG]magnolia]

Can anyone find the GTA one? My search is coming up with nothing. Shame he got banned, he was class

 

[Reginald]

Dared a friend to use this one the other night for a laugh...

boy: do you know the difference between sex and conversation?
girl: er.....no?
boy: do you want to go upstairs and talk?

 

[riddler]

"Are you good looking or am I just really drunk?"