A nice chat

HNNGGGGG: Xzibit
YO DAWG: hows the heart?
HNNGGGGG: is that really you
HNNGGGGG: ?
HNNGGGGG: my hearts good dawg
YO DAWG: i herd you like grabbing your heart
HNNGGGGG: i do man, i do
YO DAWG: so i put a hand in your heart, so you can grab your heart while you're grabbing your heart
HNNGGGGG: i love it more than ....... HNNNNNNGGGGGGG
HNNGGGGG: see
HNNGGGGG: /end
 
HNNGGGGG: Bump
HNNGGGGG: how do
bump: i do?
HNNGGGGG: yes, how do you do
bump: pretty badly, how about you?
HNNGGGGG: aw no whats up ?
HNNGGGGG: you can talk to me about it
bump: can i?
HNNGGGGG: yer sure
bump: how old are you?
HNNGGGGG: 222
HNNGGGGG: 22 *
bump: 18 here
HNNGGGGG: im like a moden day mother teresa
bump: oh lol
bump: the thing is
bump: im just lonely :(
HNNGGGGG: aw no
HNNGGGGG: and why do you think your lonely ?
HNNGGGGG: have you sat down and thought about it
HNNGGGGG: ?
bump: oh lol ofc
HNNGGGGG: and
HNNGGGGG: ?
bump: im awake every night thinking about it..
bump: i just cant seem to connect with anyone
HNNGGGGG: hmm
HNNGGGGG: you checked your firewall
HNNGGGGG: ?
bump: -_-
bump: ty a lot
HNNGGGGG: im joking
HNNGGGGG: sorry
HNNGGGGG: tryied to make a smile !
bump: its ok
bump: you cant make me smile though :P
HNNGGGGG: oh why
HNNGGGGG: ?
bump: i have an ugly smile. always tried to cover it up... now im just too used to not smiling lol
HNNGGGGG: you have an ugly smile ?
bump: sure
HNNGGGGG: why, whats wrong with it
bump: i have a small progmatism
bump: you know, protuberant jaw
HNNGGGGG: hmm
bump: nothing too big though
bump: but tell me about you..
HNNGGGGG: if you dont mind me asking, boy or girl
HNNGGGGG: ?
bump: guy
HNNGGGGG: so you smile like sloth off the goonies ?
HNNGGGGG: HNNNNNGGGGGG
 
coolguy: cheesus
Jebus: you're not cool
Jebus: you don't have a badge
coolguy: :(
Jebus: would you like a badge?
coolguy: i dont know
Jebus: it's up to you
Jebus: be cool or uncool
Jebus: uncoolguy doesn't have the same ring to it
coolguy: thanks mister
Jebus: so do you want a badge
coolguy: yes
Jebus: here you can have this one
Jebus: *hands badge*
coolguy: whoa
coolguy: its just purple
coolguy: cool stuff
Jebus: ah, you're still not cool
Jebus: :(
coolguy: ****
Jebus: yeah, that's last year's badge
Jebus: tough luck
 
Hymen: Can i compare you?
Meerkat: Can I break you?
Hymen: Yes you may, but only once
Meerkat: You wont get blood on my fur will you?
Hymen: No way
Meerkat: *pop*
Hymen: I wont bleed that much im a man
Meerkat: Eugh
 
Code:
Murder: hi
fistlife: lo
Murder: whut
fistlife: u ever kill a sausage?
Murder: yep
Murder: two times
fistlife: gay in your mouth tbh
Murder: wtf
[I]session terminated by Murder[/I]
 
14/f/cam: Hi
charter: hello
charter: what is cam?
14/f/cam: webcam
charter: thats not a place
14/f/cam: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
 
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