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Hello Zefan!

This one was quite amusing too..
rich: help!
help: help
help: i think my oven might be on fire
help: wondered if you could suggest a solution
rich: I suggest doing nothing. Crack open a tinny and relax
 
Trev46: iamdjdz?
Trev46: is that you?
iamdjdz: hollah trev
Trev46: or are you masquerading as a fish again?
iamdjdz: ******* butterfly fish
iamdjdz: what you hiding behind?
Trev46: a trowel.
iamdjdz: digging up dead bodies?
Trev46: nah, just the wife.
Trev46: third time today, as well.
iamdjdz: i like your wife
Trev46: well you can't have her, okay?
Trev46: you've always liked her.
iamdjdz: i have
iamdjdz: i had her last night ...
Trev46: well now, it's time for me to put my foot down.
Trev46: and say this:
Trev46: no more cookies, son.
iamdjdz: fine... have a horrible night #


Umm I didn't know what to write.
 
Spie : HNNNNNNGGGGGGG
iamdjdz: Spie
Spie : HNNNNNNGGGGGGG
Spie : call
Spie : HNNNNNNGGGGGGG
Spie : the
iamdjdz: I know yo...HNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGG
Spie : HNNNNNNGGGGGGG


Who's being Spie?
 
Sherbs: Hey there!
Jesus4ev: Hi Sherbs
Sherbs: You like Jesus then?
Jesus4ev: I am he
Sherbs: I see, well can you do any magic tricks?
Jesus4ev: I roll on the interwebs now
Jesus4ev: It's not like in the old times
Sherbs: I bet!
Sherbs: Where are you connecting from?
Jesus4ev: I even met God on this site my chance
Jesus4ev: Fancy that
Jesus4ev: I'm connecting from Heaven
Sherbs: Don't you have your own dads phone number?
Jesus4ev: They have an optical connection now - it's pretty sweet
Sherbs: Awesome, how is heaven?
Jesus4ev: Yeah it's OK
Sherbs: Optical, what sort of speeds can you get on that, I am only on 20mb.
Jesus4ev: But I fancy a trip to earth
Jesus4ev: The only think is - judgment day would happen
Jesus4ev: Well
Jesus4ev: I'm getting 56K
Sherbs: Fancy meeting up for a drink some time? Oh I see, maybe we shouldn't then.
Jesus4ev: it's quite a long fibre optic
Sherbs: Hehe, sounds waft. You should be getting a lot better than that. Speed of light and all.
Jesus4ev: Yeah it's quite far away though :(
Jesus4ev: Shal I give you the co-ordinates, you can see me through a telescope
Sherbs: I thought it was only like 16miles above earth.
Jesus4ev: 17 degre...
 
Trev46: kingsmill is better.
Hovis: Oh, hai. I can has mustards pls?
Trev46: for your gammy leg?
Hovis: No, to cool my overclock.
Trev46: ah right.
Hovis: Is the force strong with you?
Trev46: strong nuclear force is, aye.
Trev46: especially on my veyrons.
Hovis: You're not from OcUK, are you?
Trev46: might be.
Hovis: You'd never besmirch the power of Hovis if you were.
Trev46: but i'm going to need bread as proof.
Hovis: Oh noes! You're a traitor! :-o
Trev46: i've always preferred kingsmill anyway.
Hovis: Oh Spie, smite him o mighty smiter!
Trev46: *is smoten*

:D
 
MrWhite: Oh
MrWhite: You going to come onto me again?
MrWhite: Talking about your sexy body?
skippi90: Possibly.
MrWhite: Do not want
skippi90: Do.
MrWhite: Let's talk about boobs
skippi90: Soooo
skippi90: what size are yours?
MrWhite: Oh
MrWhite: Gay.
skippi90: Mine are sexy.
MrWhite: Let's talk about female boobs
skippi90: I prefer yours
MrWhite: I'm going to tell all of OcUK that you like man boobs!

Skippi loves men and moobs!
 
Ben M: taken where?
Ben M: anywhere nice?
TaKeN: zomg like
TaKeN: ben m
Ben M: ben who?
TaKeN: who has a sig dog
Ben M: a what what?
TaKeN: and is ginger?
Ben M: a root plant?
TaKeN: damn right a root plant
TaKeN: yee know too much.
Ben M: like a turnip?
TaKeN: no, more like a badger tbh
TaKeN: OcUK?
Ben M: a badger? nuk 'em from orbit
Ben M: *nuke
Ben M: fox likes boys
 
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