Laura walked into the White House for her first day of her internship and was greeted by the President. After a short tour of the White House the President asked "How would you like to see the Presidential clock'"?
Laura looked trouble and said "I don't know, Mr. President. I have heard some pretty bad things about you. I don't think that would be a good idea."
"Nonsense" said the President."its just a clock". Laura agreed and the president lead her into the oval office where they were alone. As he closed the door he dropped his pants and pulled out his ****.
Laura gasped."Oh! That's not the Presidential clock......that's the Presidential ****!"
To which the president responded: "Laura honey, you put a face and two hands on it and it's a clock!"