what do you do and how much do you earn?

I manage a bar, and I earn around £12K a year, after tax and what not. But I work a lot of hours, not like I get paid a great amount. Sucks lol.
 
Student, occasionally work at a pub (roughly twice a week during holidays) which rakes in about £80 a week, cash in hand.
 
I design the sounds that you hear. Specifically I came up with the distinctive spring tree rustle, the sound of a babbling brook; and more recently a new type of moan.
I earn £1m every minute, and smoke special cigarettes that don't give you cancer.
 
I'm a drug dealer earning 50k a week. It was that or go into banking and i don't think my family could handle the shame.
 
I used to be a draughtsman earning a paltry 16k pa. But since being credit-crunched and 'recessioned' over the last several months, I'm living off the last dregs of my savings from a temp job in warehousing which finished back in february.
If you want a figure: £260.00 to last until I find another job :(
 
I'm a student, so currently £0. Hopefully I'll have an engineering placement over summer for £240 a week ish.
 
I'm a sixth form student who works part time at Lakeland for £5.41 an hour, I work one day a week.
I also blog for $7 a post, and do 5 of these a week, plus 15 wiki articles (not on wikipedia!) for $7 an article a month.
 
I'm a Sprinkle Balance Consultant for All things sprinkly & nice Ltd. I'm the guy responsible for putting the "thousands" into "hundreds and thousands". It's tough going but the rewards are never ending. I travel the world all expenses paid to examine sprinkle factories. I go into a small dark room in the factory for 3 days at a time and hide there until I get the hundreds to thousands ratio just right. I am one of only two people in the entire world that knows the secret ratio.

Perks include free first class travel anywhere in the world, unlimited sprinkles, fancy watches, high class women and vodka martini. A salary of $2 million USD also helps as well as a 10% share of profits. I do however have the fear that I might one day become sick of sprinkles. God forgive me for even thinking about such horror.
 
Scuzi said:
I'm a Sprinkle Balance Consultant for All things sprinkly & nice Ltd. I'm the guy responsible for putting the "thousands" into "hundreds and thousands".
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I can't wait for Scuzi to leave / be fired / be promoted, I am the man who puts the 'hundreds' in the 'hundreds and thousands'.
It's a lowly job, i look up to scuzi like a god.

One day I will have his job, then i can look down at the lowly 'hundreds' guy!
Perks of the job? free shower from Scuzi when he spits at me :/
 
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