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Now come on guys it's time for hard talk, I have information on how to build a flying saucer, this info came from a friend of mine who worked on Project DNF he stole this information from a top secret underground military installation

This friend of mine worked in a helicopter unit and would fly in formation every night on retrieval missions in the nevada desert
 
why is it you guys never take my threads seriously?

I really can offer the greatest minds in history some insight into getting to the moon relatively quickly, why can't you scientists come in this thread and read my unbelievable threads?
 
dvdbunny said:
Now come on guys it's time for hard talk, I have information on how to build a flying saucer, this info came from a friend of mine who worked on Project DNF he stole this information from a top secret underground military installation

This friend of mine worked in a helicopter unit and would fly in formation every night on retrieval missions in the nevada desert
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omg lawl does this guy stop? build a flying saucer, top secret military installation? freind stole? have u acctually been outside in the last 25 years?:rolleyes:
 
dvdbunny said:
Now come on guys it's time for hard talk, I have information on how to build a flying saucer, this info came from a friend of mine who worked on Project DNF he stole this information from a top secret underground military installation

This friend of mine worked in a helicopter unit and would fly in formation every night on retrieval missions in the nevada desert
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Don't get out of control here. You don't know Ambassador Merlyn Merlin II, Bob Lazar, or Jarod 2. Please stop reaching and keep the thread on topic.
 
you want the truth, I will give you the truth?

People call me shay

I'm 6 feet, shaved

I am like a bear, I growl

I like peanut butter

you want a growl, I will give you a growl, I take it slow make real it good. Stand on one leg and the other in the air doing a one handed hand stand can you friggin believe it shay on the halo with a hand in the air doing a friggin hand stand

I can't friggin believe it

A girl comes up to me and says hello tiger

I give her a growl, she says bite me. I do better than that I give her a wamboosy, she thanks me she bludy thanks me. You know what I tell you I never been in the el pasa bar with my trousers hang loose and my pants worn inside out and one finger in my backside and the other in my mouth. But I tell you a girl liked that espeically when I told here I luv her, I just luv her she did it all over me I can't bludy believe it.
 
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you want the truth, I will give you the truth?

People call me shay

I'm 6 feet, shaved

I am like a bear, I growl

I like peanut butter

you want a growl, I will give you a growl, I take it slow make real it good. Stand on one leg and the other in the air doing a one handed hand stand can you friggin believe it shay on the halo with a hand in the air doing a friggin hand stand
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show us then :p
 
she then tied me up around a lamp post and whipped me, I can't say I enjoyed it but It was good, bludy good i liked it. i really did like it
 
dvdbunny said:
you want the truth, I will give you the truth?

People call me shay

I'm 6 feet, shaved

I am like a bear, I growl

I like peanut butter

you want a growl, I will give you a growl, I take it slow make real it good. Stand on one leg and the other in the air doing a one handed hand stand can you friggin believe it shay on the halo with a hand in the air doing a friggin hand stand

I can't friggin believe it

A girl comes up to me and says hello tiger

I give her a growl, she says bite me. I do better than that I give her a wamboosy, she thanks me she bludy thanks me. You know what I tell you I never been in the el pasa bar with my trousers hang loose and my pants worn inside out and one finger in my backside and the other in my mouth. But I tell you a girl liked that espeically when I told here I luv her, I just luv her she did it all over me I can't bludy believe it.
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You sound like you've turned into Terry Tibbs :p
 
listen I don't know who this terry tibs is but if you say I turned into him then maybe I turned into him. But you know what a little walk here and a little walk there is a turn on, she gave me a turn on. I tell you what I take a little walk down the path, down memory lane singing a song just for you. I'm singing in the rain in the rain in the rain, I'm singing in the rain. enough of that I can't sing, i can talk call me 0044 228 a little carrot and then 2 and mushroom, a garlic and a 4 and then a snog with my mrs and an a little desert on the roof watching sunset go down.
 
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listen I don't know who this terry tibs is but if you say I turned into him then maybe I turned into him. But you know what a little walk here and a little walk there is a turn on, she gave me a turn on. I tell you what I take a little walk down the path, down memory lane singing a song just for you. I'm singing in the rain in the rain in the rain, I'm singing in the rain. enough of that I can't sing, i can talk call me 0044 228 a little carrot and then 2 and mushroom, a garlic and a 4 and then a snog with my mrs and an a little desert on the roof watching sunset go down.
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lol dvdbunny
 
dvdbunny said:
listen I don't know who this terry tibs is but if you say I turned into him then maybe I turned into him. But you know what a little walk here and a little walk there is a turn on, she gave me a turn on. I tell you what I take a little walk down the path, down memory lane singing a song just for you. I'm singing in the rain in the rain in the rain, I'm singing in the rain. enough of that I can't sing, i can talk call me 0044 228 a little carrot and then 2 and mushroom, a garlic and a 4 and then a snog with my mrs and an a little desert on the roof watching sunset go down.
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Oh excuse me!
Oh will you excuse me?
I'm just trying to find the bridge...
Has anybody seen the bridge?
Bridge?
I ain't seen the bridge!
Where's that confounded bridge?
 
you know what, I can't friggin believe it. I go down pc world. Pc world! get out of here mate, that's right some little plunk comes up to me and tries to chat me up gay or what. I tell him and tell you this quietly whisphering into your left ear and let my words come out of your other ear. He tell's me if I want to come in for a coffee, no friggin I way i said. Well next thing I know I woken up in the back room one hand on my lap and the other on my, you know what but I can't bludy believe it wasn't anyones old hand it was the hands of a dominatrix and better this dom was a woman full in leather but got menacing when she started whipping, nobody whips shay I only do the whipping. any one whips me when they see my waxed up body in madame tussauds you know what. I put here on her 4 legs I got out my tasty whip and gave her a day to remember.
 
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