Complaint of the Week!!! :)

TheNumber42 · 26 Apr 2009 at 23:39

My father has a weekend holiday home in possibly the quietest little town in Wales,

This is a letter he received from the neighbours next door. Gotta love village life

http://i649.photobucket.com/albums/uu217/thenumber42_00/complaint.jpg

I live in Salford, Manchester... Jackdaws beat the hell out of the neighbour's 2 Rottweilers and an Alsation... and of course the alcoholics in the backings!

J1234 · 26 Apr 2009 at 23:40

Seems like a nice polite letter to me.

Nix · 26 Apr 2009 at 23:41

Heh, at least they were polite about it.

TheNumber42 · 26 Apr 2009 at 23:41

It is, that's why I love it

Kreeeee · 26 Apr 2009 at 23:41

Nice people are nice

jahujames · 26 Apr 2009 at 23:44

Why can't all complaints be like this

randal · 26 Apr 2009 at 23:44

Wish my neighbours were like that.

Whappers · 26 Apr 2009 at 23:44

Hehe. Awwww. Bless.

Nix · 26 Apr 2009 at 23:46

Dude, you should blatently dress up as a giant bird and squark around the garden now.

DO IT!

TheNumber42 · 26 Apr 2009 at 23:47

Was thinking of leaving a note on the bird feeder...

"Could all Jackdaws please form an orderly queue on the fence... No Squabbling! No Racket!"

arknor · 26 Apr 2009 at 23:49

my neighbours would probably rip it down and launch it through my letterbox lol

Strife212 · 26 Apr 2009 at 23:51

If it was my neighbourhood the birds would be hanging from the birdhouse by their intestines while the house was on fire.

NiCkNaMe · 27 Apr 2009 at 00:28

My neighbours would have mailed the beaks with the letter.

Spyhop · 27 Apr 2009 at 00:35

My neighbours would have... O ****, I don't know because I never speak to them

D D Danneh · 27 Apr 2009 at 00:37

Nix said:
Dude, you should blatently dress up as a giant bird and squark around the garden now.

DO IT!

DO IT! Take pictures and post the results.

Tefal · 27 Apr 2009 at 00:37

My neighbours would be too polite to complain

arknor · 27 Apr 2009 at 00:45

Tefal said:
My neighbours would be too polite to complain

probably to soft ro do anything if they saw your house beeing robbed aswell.

are they right curtain twitchers

D D Danneh · 27 Apr 2009 at 00:46

I hate my neighbours. They moved in 3 years ago, and they've not stopped building and working around the house. EVERY single day they drill new holes in the wall, and they've built and knocked down 3 conservatories. The girl gets a boyfriend who has some kind of profession, like building, gets him to build her a shed, then dumps him, and gets another boyfriend that's a decorator, get's him to buy stuff and decorate the house, then gets a boyfriend that's a plumber, etc etc.

Plus, she recently had a baby and has been flushing nappies down the toilet, when the drains blocked, she blamed me! There's just me and my mum that live here, and I'm 15, I don't wear nappies anymore (honest

). Luckily, we live on the good side of the drains to her, so her drain blockage didn't affect us. Unfortunately though, it did affect a mate who lives two doors down, who's parents have had to pay £15,000 to get the house cleaned after everybodies' sewage came up through her drains, and our next door neighbour gets off scot free.

Artest · 27 Apr 2009 at 00:49

Our neighbours aren't even humans.

Rainmaker · 27 Apr 2009 at 00:51

Neighbours like that are worth looking after, imho! A bottle of wine or some flowers for the lady of the house might be a nice touch, to apologise for the unintentional inconvenience. Good neighbours are worth their weight in gold.