Top 5 Celebrities You would like to punch in the face?

doyle369 said:
Gotti Boys

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From their overall appearance, their expression and slightly leaning back stance as if recoiling from something, it would appear that the person holding the camera has just discharged a shotgun cartridge full of fake tan at them just before taking the photo.

Anyhoo, carrying the bitter, twisted ball of cold rage around that is my personality, this list probably changes daily, but in no particular order.

1. Ashley Cole.
2. Russell Brand.
3. Simon Cowell.
4. Britney Spears. - "Love me, hate me, say what you want abo-" * WHY, SO YOU CAN WRITE YET ANOTHER SONG WHINING ON & ON ABOUT IT!?!?!? :mad:
5. The entire Blackout Crew if a group can be counted as one choice.
 
doyle369 said:
Gotti Boys

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Again, who the **** ( :) ) are they?? They look like they could do with a slap.

Didier Drogba
Robert Pires
Ben (from the apprentice)
Arsene Wenger
*reserved slot*
 
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Tara Palmer-Tomkinson
Paris Hilton
Vannessa Feltz
Russell Brand
Jade Goody if she was still alive.
Alan Carr
 
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Piers Morgan
Jeremy Clarkson
Ant + Dec (I could use the same swing on both..)
Chris Evans
Max Clifford

Woah, there's actually loads more I'd love to slap too, why only 5?
 
Piers Morgan
Alan Carr
Graham Norton
Ashley Cole
Changed my mind, Phil Hellmuth.

Actually, sod it, I'm going to say poker player Tony G as well for being a rude fat Aussie ****.
 
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Not a celebrity as such, but:

Jeremy Kyle
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Jeremy Kyle
 
[FnG]magnolia;13987866 said:
Vanessa Feltz.
Michael Winner.

2.5 punches each.
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Are you going to 'pull' a punch and only count it as a half? If so I'd get that punch out the way first, it would seem a shame to finish on a low note.

magicoi said:
Again, who the **** ( :) ) are they?? They look like they could do with a slap.
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I'm not sure they're all Gotti Boys since John Gotti only has two surviving sons who'd be about 40ish and Victoria Agnello (nee Gotti, who the reality show was about) has 3 sons. There's a derogatory term to describe the look but I'm not sure if it is allowed since it might be considered an ethnic slur on young Italian-Americans.

I can't think of any celebrities that I hate enough to punch in the face, fortunately I can ignore most of them easily enough.
 
Out of interest, why the Piers Morgan hate? I'm quite shocked by this as I slightly admire his "very posh, quite educated, willing to argue, not above getting down and dirty with it" mentality.

Plus I think he's been fired as Editor from more papers than most Editors have been hired to :D Good lad!
 
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