Poll: Stewart Gale
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His full name is Stewart Gay,
He's a massive ripped Gayer
Disco Stu does his Disco dance,
After squatting in his Disco Pants.
All his reps are nice and slow,
Stu says it's the way to grow.
Stewart is a mean machine,
His pecs and tri’s are really lean.
He goes to the gym on a mission,
To hammer his traps into submission.
For breakfast he has one thousand pies,
To fuel that pump in his godly bi's.
Everytime he has a bath,
It's in a river of purple wrath.
His daily session is over at Dai's,
Where he hammers those bulging thighs.
When he's hungry he does indudlge,
In a mammoth serving of green buldge.
Massive, ripped and spreaded lats,
That's the description of Stewart's stats.
All the girls want to be bedded,
Because he is so ripped and shredded.
No-one dares to look into his eyes,
For fear of being crushed by those deadly tri's.
Every night just before bed,
He knocks back a gallon of thermo shred.
His bed is made from pure silk,
Here he drinks his muscle milk.
He walks around, full of class,
Daily he drinks his mutant mass.
Massive, thick and ripped to shreds,
Friday is when he does his deads.
He's followed by a flock of crows,
As he does his T-bar rows.
Thursdays and Fridays he’s down Dai’s gym.
Saturday and Sunday he’s there with Glyn.
Massive, ripped and spreaded lats,
That's the description of Stewart's stats.
Each day he has 1 gram of Deca,
It even increases the size of his pecker.
Hourly he injects 7ml of sust,
untill his arms are ready to bust.
He likes his bi's to be nice and lean,
so he injects 6ml of creatine.
4 amps of super tren,
8 times the dose of most men.
He has 10 scoops of powdered Anadrol,
Knocked right back with liquid Dianabol.
On tuesday and Wedsneday Stewart does Abs,
He keeps them ripped with his testosterone jabs.
He doses up on nolvadex,
to stop the lumps behind his pecs.
Massive, ripped and spreaded lats,
That's the description of Stewart's stats.
He's a massive ripped Gayer
Disco Stu does his Disco dance,
After squatting in his Disco Pants.
All his reps are nice and slow,
Stu says it's the way to grow.
Stewart is a mean machine,
His pecs and tri’s are really lean.
He goes to the gym on a mission,
To hammer his traps into submission.
For breakfast he has one thousand pies,
To fuel that pump in his godly bi's.
Everytime he has a bath,
It's in a river of purple wrath.
His daily session is over at Dai's,
Where he hammers those bulging thighs.
When he's hungry he does indudlge,
In a mammoth serving of green buldge.
Massive, ripped and spreaded lats,
That's the description of Stewart's stats.
All the girls want to be bedded,
Because he is so ripped and shredded.
No-one dares to look into his eyes,
For fear of being crushed by those deadly tri's.
Every night just before bed,
He knocks back a gallon of thermo shred.
His bed is made from pure silk,
Here he drinks his muscle milk.
He walks around, full of class,
Daily he drinks his mutant mass.
Massive, thick and ripped to shreds,
Friday is when he does his deads.
He's followed by a flock of crows,
As he does his T-bar rows.
Thursdays and Fridays he’s down Dai’s gym.
Saturday and Sunday he’s there with Glyn.
Massive, ripped and spreaded lats,
That's the description of Stewart's stats.
Each day he has 1 gram of Deca,
It even increases the size of his pecker.
Hourly he injects 7ml of sust,
untill his arms are ready to bust.
He likes his bi's to be nice and lean,
so he injects 6ml of creatine.
4 amps of super tren,
8 times the dose of most men.
He has 10 scoops of powdered Anadrol,
Knocked right back with liquid Dianabol.
On tuesday and Wedsneday Stewart does Abs,
He keeps them ripped with his testosterone jabs.
He doses up on nolvadex,
to stop the lumps behind his pecs.
Massive, ripped and spreaded lats,
That's the description of Stewart's stats.
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And gets touched up by Purple Aki.
Probably the latter.
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