i'm never lending my car out again....

[acharris]

I lent my car to a girl who is a really good friend. I get a phone call from her a couple of hours later saying

"Your car wont start."

So I ask her have she triedleaving the car a few minutes and try again as it could be just one of those things.

"I have tried that, but I think there is water in the petrol."

So I ask her whats makes her think that???.

She says "The car is parked in the river"


I know bad joke, I will get my coat.

 

[djmc0]

wat

 

[JBuk]

:/

 

[Viper²]

 

[danza]

THIS AS FUNNY JOEK LOL

 

[G|mp]

You should go outside and beat yourself with the biggest stick you can find.

 

[Wicksta]

A new level of **** jokes has been achieved, well done!

 

[Nix]

wat?

 

[P_A_N_I_C]

wow that's a really bad joke m8

 

[james.miller]

Your lack of grammar disturbs me!

 

[mctiny]

You should go outside and beat yourself with the biggest stick you can find.

I hear keyboards are better this time of year...

 

[Tefal]

*loads shotgun and leads acharris outside*

 

[LukeTW]

Good god thats bad.

 

[A.N.Other]

THIS AS FUNNY JOEK LOL

i LickeD It tWo

 

[el_dazza]

Get out.

 

[Wiggins]

Can I run you over?

 

[chrisxuk]

Funniest joke i've heard all day. ROFL

 

[Antelopethy]

Wait, is that even a joke?
Forget your coat, you need to be deported.

 

[Jono8]

LOL WUT>?!~$?

 

[GeForce]

You should go outside and beat yourself with the biggest stick you can find.

Funnier than the joke. Although that's not saying much.