Girl across the street problems

Great read and you have no problem as far as I can tell.

You should start star jumping in the morning while getting dressed just in case she is watching you!
 
So, let me get this straight, you've got an attractive woman living across the road from you who has a habbit of walking round within her own house with no clothes on, and your thinking of asking her to cover up?

I'm sure most people realise how glass windows work, I'd count my blessing and not worry to much.
 
Rich_L said:
None of the above. Take pics. E-mail in trust.

Seriously - you're complaining about this? :D
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Hell no I'm not complaining! I just feel sorry for the lass unless of course she's a filthy hussy and enjoys putting on a good show! It's only been a few times in the past few weeks but then again it could be daily as I don't spend my time looking out the window lol. Normally the blinds are closed 24/7 so no idea why she opens them to get dressed...
 
Well at least your naked neighbour turned out to be a girl with what I imagine to be nice boobs - unlike the guy on SA who had a naked man beating it in full view then one day LOOKING BACK AT HIM IN ONE OF THE PICTURES WITH SUCH AN EXPRESSION THAT THE HAIR ON YOUR NECK WOULD GO COLD.


Ugh!
 
If you tell her she'll slap you, call you a pervert, call the cops, get you arrested and your flatmates will hate you. and we'll all call you an idiot.

Best just leave it be mate.
 
Where do you live? I want to move there, not only do you have free beer and soup on demand but now you tell us there are norks on display for free on a regular basis. Where is this heavenly utopia? The best I get is discarded pie trays and some woman who talks to herself so you never know if you should reply to her or not.
 
Create a banner with "We can all see your boobs" written in 6 foot letters, then hang it anonymously from somewhere in your block that she will see from her window. Wait, and watch the drama unfold..

PK!
 
She's obviously gagging for it. Why isn't the OP just happy with his lot and hoping it will continue. Should you write a sign? yes. But the sign is for you, place it in your room and look at it everyday, it should say "stop being a homo - enjoy the boobs!"

My neighbour was washing her car in a bikini the other day and I was delighted by the whole sudsy episode. My wife was less impressed.
 
reminds me of Karl Pilkington

he had the same 'problem' so one day whilst doing the washing up, he showed his arse to the woman who lived opposite

Cue Karl's gf walking in and asking "what on earth are you doing?"
 
dowie said:
Pics or Ban IMO :D

(obviously censor the boobies a bit to comply with forum rules)
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Lol I'm not going to take a photo because:

a) I found out the other day that a camera flash can lead you into trouble.
b) I would see multiple cars parked outside as the OCUK detectives find out the exact co-ordinates using google street view and god knows what else and each day the car park would be full!
c) It's just not right (my morals say I have to say this one or I'm going to hell!).
 
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