Girl across the street problems

Reminds me of my mate 14+ years back who used to be able to see his neighbour walking around nekid when he lived at home with the folks, quite a tidy blonde piece she was, i saw her on a number of occasions and was quite impressed. All went well until his mum caught him enthusiastically rubbing Mr Johnson whilst oggling the blondie out of his bedroom window! Cue a quick visit to the neighbour by his mum to explain that her son could see through the bedroom windows and catch the girl in all her glory.

I laughed so much when he told me that he had been caught, i laughed even more when his mum told me and a few mates in front of him that she had caught him at it also! :)
 
Wow, what an exciting life you lead. First you discover a bag of beer and soup, which you wait until dark to check out and get chased off by a group of chavs which leads to you hiding under a car and getting discovered by said group of chavs because your phone goes off (very action filmesque)

Now this! One has to wonder what could to you happen next.
 
I would be amazed if she didn't know. Surely no-one can be that ignorant.

Open curtains at night = free drive-in movie. 'twas always thus.
 
Let me be the first in this thread to give a little advice.

Go over to her place.

Tell her who you are and point out you live opposite.

Tell her that you no longer wander around your place naked with the curtains open since you realised people could see in, even in daylight with the lights off.

Then add you just thought she might like to know that before smiling sweetly and leaving.

Note: I said SMILE not LEER.

Don't embarrass her by waiting for a reply.

Just before leaving hand her a small bunch of cheap flowers you thoughtfully purchased in advance.


This is called "grown up behaviour" or perhaps "tact".

PS I am not gay and love a good pair of wobbly wonders as much as anyone.
 
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