OMG ASHLEY COLE CAME INTO MY SHOP!

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MOVE TO GENERAL DISCUSSION PLEAASE! I ACCIDENTALY THE THREAD!

I work at a chip shop. And there I was standing waiting for someone to serve, this lovely mercedes pulled up outisde with a matt grey finish and fat rims and red calipers.

I then thought, he's gotta have a good job. A gent walked in and had a beanie on. I said hi and went out back.

As I returned and he was waiting for his meal:

Rock and Chips and Jumbo Battered Sausage and Chips with Curry Sauce. I thought, I reconise that man!

And I thought: "HOLY **** ITS' ASHLEY ******* COLE HOLEY COW!"

I didnt want to yell taht out just incase it was, ttold my step dad and he went round and said hi and so did I.

My conversation was as follows:

Me: Alrite?

AC: Yeah good.

Me: You look shatterd.

AC: God, I really really am!

Me: Training?

AC: Yeah its really tough.

Me: Is it tougher than at Arsenal/

AC: Yeah it is abit. Wenger is a tough manager but the training is pretty easy.

Me: That's why we aint won anything then.

AC: LOLROFLPMSL!

Step Dad: Can I get ur autograph for a work mate?

AC: Yeah.

SD: He's a Chelsea fan, no idea why. We're all Arsenal fans.

Me: Yeah that 1-4 defeat or beating us in the FA cup doesn't mean anything!

AC: ROFL!

Then I gave him his food and left :D

He comes in quite often, he's gonna get fat!
 
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no :(

He had a blood awesome one himself. I wanted him to sign something but there would be no point as it wouldnt be worth anything nor rememberable. But i may do next time :D

And sories for putting it in the wrrong section /facepalm

can someone move it, i meant GD soz.
 
I dont work in Guildford, I work in Godalmin which is next to it. It's a chippy called Deep blue.

The training ground is in Chobham but he must live near or really like the food.

We are the best chippy in london & SE of england :F
 
I dont work in Guildford, I work in Godalmin which is next to it. It's a chippy called Deep blue.

The training ground is in Chobham but he must live near or really like the food.

We are the best chippy in london & SE of england :F

How much you charge for Cod and chips?


Oh, and I just worked out how to say your username...
 
I dont work in Guildford, I work in Godalmin which is next to it. It's a chippy called Deep blue.

The training ground is in Chobham but he must live near or really like the food.

We are the best chippy in london & SE of england :F

They train in Cobham, not Chobham.

Chobham is about 10 minutes away, Cobham is about 40 minutes away.
 
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