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- Barnsley, South Yorkshire
MOVE TO GENERAL DISCUSSION PLEAASE! I ACCIDENTALY THE THREAD!
I work at a chip shop. And there I was standing waiting for someone to serve, this lovely mercedes pulled up outisde with a matt grey finish and fat rims and red calipers.
I then thought, he's gotta have a good job. A gent walked in and had a beanie on. I said hi and went out back.
As I returned and he was waiting for his meal:
Rock and Chips and Jumbo Battered Sausage and Chips with Curry Sauce. I thought, I reconise that man!
And I thought: "HOLY **** ITS' ASHLEY ******* COLE HOLEY COW!"
I didnt want to yell taht out just incase it was, ttold my step dad and he went round and said hi and so did I.
My conversation was as follows:
Me: Alrite?
AC: Yeah good.
Me: You look shatterd.
AC: God, I really really am!
Me: Training?
AC: Yeah its really tough.
Me: Is it tougher than at Arsenal/
AC: Yeah it is abit. Wenger is a tough manager but the training is pretty easy.
Me: That's why we aint won anything then.
AC: LOLROFLPMSL!
Step Dad: Can I get ur autograph for a work mate?
AC: Yeah.
SD: He's a Chelsea fan, no idea why. We're all Arsenal fans.
Me: Yeah that 1-4 defeat or beating us in the FA cup doesn't mean anything!
AC: ROFL!
Then I gave him his food and left
He comes in quite often, he's gonna get fat!
I work at a chip shop. And there I was standing waiting for someone to serve, this lovely mercedes pulled up outisde with a matt grey finish and fat rims and red calipers.
I then thought, he's gotta have a good job. A gent walked in and had a beanie on. I said hi and went out back.
As I returned and he was waiting for his meal:
Rock and Chips and Jumbo Battered Sausage and Chips with Curry Sauce. I thought, I reconise that man!
And I thought: "HOLY **** ITS' ASHLEY ******* COLE HOLEY COW!"
I didnt want to yell taht out just incase it was, ttold my step dad and he went round and said hi and so did I.
My conversation was as follows:
Me: Alrite?
AC: Yeah good.
Me: You look shatterd.
AC: God, I really really am!
Me: Training?
AC: Yeah its really tough.
Me: Is it tougher than at Arsenal/
AC: Yeah it is abit. Wenger is a tough manager but the training is pretty easy.
Me: That's why we aint won anything then.
AC: LOLROFLPMSL!
Step Dad: Can I get ur autograph for a work mate?
AC: Yeah.
SD: He's a Chelsea fan, no idea why. We're all Arsenal fans.
Me: Yeah that 1-4 defeat or beating us in the FA cup doesn't mean anything!
AC: ROFL!
Then I gave him his food and left

He comes in quite often, he's gonna get fat!
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