OMG ASHLEY COLE CAME INTO MY SHOP!

CliffyBiro · 20 May 2009 at 01:47

CK61938 said:
well I've met his missus...she aint all that...I hear she's a singer of some girl group...no idea of the name...but the red head in said group is HAWT

You need help.

Stelly · 20 May 2009 at 02:12

skippi90 said:
You need help.

and an eye test

Stelly

CK61938 · 20 May 2009 at 02:20

I firmly believe in 'don't knock it til you've tried it'

Audigex · 20 May 2009 at 02:46

[Cas];14109284 said:
Im struggling to see what this has to do with hardware.

Mikeey44 · 20 May 2009 at 02:57

he cheated on cheryl cole hes a fkin idiot, who cheats on cheryl cole man

Audigex · 20 May 2009 at 02:58

(Celebrity culture) (Stream of warm ****) (Me ****ing on celebrity culture)

Who gives a damn who he did or didn't cheat on? I really wish people would stop living through others...

mjones1 · 20 May 2009 at 06:05

By the title i though he came into ocuk shop :/

psd99 · 20 May 2009 at 06:22

You met Cashley Cole? And you didn't even tell him you want to fornicate with his wife?

neodude · 20 May 2009 at 07:19

I probably wouldn't even have noticed. Footballers are nothing special.

uv · 20 May 2009 at 08:22

WARHURYEAH said:
He had a blood awesome one himself.

What? Is that a new model? I can't find it in any of the usual phone shops :confused:

Wiggins · 20 May 2009 at 08:56

MikeHunt79 said:
Ask him to bring his other half along next time, she could do with some food by the looks of her!

Ask her if she wants an extra sausage with her chips.

B@Th*nG · 20 May 2009 at 09:04

flamezmack said:
cant stand him!!!!..he wudda got knocked out!!

ye ye, i'm sure he would, you big bad boy

B@

neverender · 20 May 2009 at 09:10

Once saw someone who claimed to know a guy who had once borrowed a step-ladder from the ex-nextdoor neighbour of someone who used to live in the same town as Kevin Keagan's hairdresser's mother. But it was only at a distance, I couldn't be sure.

4T5 · 20 May 2009 at 09:12

No pics makes this a Non event.

kaiowas · 20 May 2009 at 09:15

neverender said:
Once saw someone who claimed to know a guy who had once borrowed a step-ladder from the ex-nextdoor neighbour of someone who used to live in the same town as Kevin Keagan's hairdresser's mother. But it was only at a distance, I couldn't be sure.

Cool so that means I post on the same forum as someone who thinks he saw someone who claimed to know a guy who had once borrowed a step-ladder from the ex-nextdoor neighbour of someone who used to live in the same town as Kevin Keagan's hairdresser's mother.

I'm starstuck.

Raymond Lin · 20 May 2009 at 09:16

I thought this was a joke and expected a punchline at the end.

Lemons_Mufc · 20 May 2009 at 09:18

Lucky Boy

Bubo · 20 May 2009 at 09:23

What is "rock" and chips? Do they serve crack cocaine and chips dahn sarth then? Doesn't surprise me.

Admiral Huddy · 20 May 2009 at 09:25

We used to put cole on the fire!

antijoke · 20 May 2009 at 09:25

This would have been better if you had seen Cheryl.