OMG ASHLEY COLE CAME INTO MY SHOP!

bakes0310 · 20 May 2009 at 12:12

Who's Ashley Cole?

eXor · 20 May 2009 at 12:16

Calm down.

He puts his trousers on, one leg at a time. Just like everyone else.

p.s. ROFLMAO @ "shoe"

antran · 20 May 2009 at 12:26

hmmm who's ashley cole? = P what does he play?

TaKeN · 20 May 2009 at 12:35

You accidently the whole thread?

nydryl · 20 May 2009 at 12:39

This does not interest me as it happens very very often.

Sinque · 20 May 2009 at 13:14

He's only a footballer?

CliffyBiro · 20 May 2009 at 13:15

TBH, he's an utter ****.

I'd be suprised if anyone likes him.

If he did come in my shoe, I'd hit him over the head with it and run off with his missus.

gillywibble · 20 May 2009 at 13:40

Rotty said:
when he signed the autograph did he fully star any swearing out, just wondered as you get suspended if you don't

Egon · 20 May 2009 at 13:41

stokecity_m said:
was he eyeing up your mobile phone?

LOL

Skiddley · 20 May 2009 at 13:58

Shame his Mrs didn't come in

Played 10-pin bowling with John Barnes, and footie with Gary Gillespie in his back garden back in the 90's

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Haydz · 20 May 2009 at 14:50

My father went to school with Gary Neville, saw him in a local restaurant about 3 years ago, back when he broke his leg... Was amazed he still remembered him, we had a chat with him for about an hour.

sigma · 20 May 2009 at 15:21

You should have said " HI CASHLEY, HOW'S THE WIFE?"

antijoke · 20 May 2009 at 15:26

Imagine being suspended because of a topic about Ashley Cole. It's almost worthy for The Daily Star.

Azagoth · 20 May 2009 at 15:30

Should have said, "Oh Hi, this a strange coincidence. Only last week we had Cheryl in with her new fella." "Now kindly **** off and take this thought with you, football is a contact sport you preening little nancy boy"!

Nanoman · 20 May 2009 at 15:31

Was queued behind Wright Phillips once at Alton Towers waiting for Air, wasn't overally bothered.

Red and White · 20 May 2009 at 15:36

80k not enough for you is it not?!?

*spit*

Guest2 · 20 May 2009 at 15:41

He earns about 75x what everyone else earns. So his food should have cost £900 instead of £12.

...could have just honked a fat greeny in it instead

sigma · 20 May 2009 at 15:43

Also should have added some special sauce into the curry sauce.

Cosimo · 20 May 2009 at 16:07

I thought Ashley had Gone with the Wind.

Monkey Puzzle · 20 May 2009 at 16:11

skippi90 said:
TBH, he's an utter ****.

I'd be suprised if anyone likes him.

If he did come in my shoe, I'd hit him over the head with it and run off with his missus.

He comes across as an utter **** to me.