Britain's Got Talent 2009

Britain's Got Talent is like watching someone's stag weekend televised, at unconscionable length; there are men cross-dressing and women stripping, pole- dancing and tassels, a shouty shambolic wannabe rapper, an irritating man in a straitjacket on the end of a flaming rope and borderline jailbait teenagers prancing about in their underwear. Think Hieronymus Bosch meets Spearmint Rhino and you've just about got the measure of this carcrash
 
Britain's Got Talent is like watching someone's stag weekend televised, at unconscionable length; there are men cross-dressing and women stripping, pole- dancing and tassels, a shouty shambolic wannabe rapper, an irritating man in a straitjacket on the end of a flaming rope and borderline jailbait teenagers prancing about in their underwear. Think Hieronymus Bosch meets Spearmint Rhino and you've just about got the measure of this carcrash

ROFL! Thats very true :D
 
I wish when there is a stage school kid with experience perfoming on stage etc it should be noted. For example http://www.markjermin.co.uk/index.php the kid has been on TV a few times (torchwood and casualty)and is part of the thriller stage show, i dont think its fair on the others. Not saying he has no talent because he has but i expect since he knew he got through all the teachers at this expensive stage school have been coaching him.
 
if there was no other dance acts they might have stood a chance

but against diversity and flawless, they dont stand a chance.
 
Britain's Got Talent is like watching someone's stag weekend televised, at unconscionable length; there are men cross-dressing and women stripping, pole- dancing and tassels, a shouty shambolic wannabe rapper, an irritating man in a straitjacket on the end of a flaming rope and borderline jailbait teenagers prancing about in their underwear. Think Hieronymus Bosch meets Spearmint Rhino and you've just about got the measure of this carcrash


dont watch it then, no one is forcing you to
 
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