Have you ever been attacked by a bird?

Sash · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:14

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Dude... it's a Llama.

Dunks · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:25

Sash said:
Dude... it's a Llama.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:29

My neighbour at my mums house, when I was a wee 'un, used to keep geese, and the damn things kept invading our garden. They'd run at you hissing necks all reared up and all, it was scary, geese are big things when you're only 5 or so.

EvilOne · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:30

Got attecked from ducks after i threw some bread at them

when i was smaller

esK` · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:32

On a slightly different note, seagulls attack my dog when hes up the garden.

He does constantly bark at them though.

arknor · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:36

no but a pidgeon poo'ed on my arm when i was around 8 years old on holiday in blackpool.

to top it off when we returned home 2 weeks later there was a dead maggot infested pidgeon on the kitchen floor that had got in through the smashed window where burglars gained entry.

btw last summer i saw a bird chasing a squirrel for around 10 minutes lol

utajoker · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:39

not strictly attacked but my gf had half her fish pinched when at the beach once

Greenlizard0 · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:39

Skidder said:
Some fiesty little blonde from Yorkshire broke my nose in the student union some years ago.

leaskovski said:
Yeah got headbutted by one in Canterbury once, then bitten on the arm by her midget friend. Strange night that was!!!

Women..the new men.

bledd · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:39

my mum's budgie used to swoop down and tease my black lab, until one day.. pretending to sleep, my dog bit the bird and killed it

Sash · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:42

utajoker said:
not strictly attacked but my gf had half her fish pinched when at the beach once

Is that a euphemism?

Le_Petit_Lapin · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:43

utajoker said:
not strictly attacked but my gf had half her fish pinched when at the beach once

She what?

Cosimo · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:45

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
She what?

You know, pinched by seagulls.

rypt · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:48

Evil swans; gits were not happy about how "slow" I was in given them more bread.

Did manage to feed a duck from the palm of my hand though

Sash · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:49

rypt said:
Evil swans; gits were not happy about how "slow" I was in given them more bread.

Did manage to feed a duck from the palm of my hand though

I used to feed swans and ducks all the time from the hand. One day though it took more than the bread and nipped my finger. Its a strange feeling getting bitten by a swan lol

Gaijin · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:49

A Goose has developed a dislike for me at the local pub (with lake). One day it went for me properly and so I instinctively grabbed it round the neck and picked it up. I then realised I had no idea what to do with it.

If I had let it go it would have flapped about and come at me again. I think I held onto it for about 20 minutes until a staff member took it off of me.

They weren't very happy, but then again, they shouldn't have geese that attacks people.

Think of it like this but without the goose throwing:

Vonhelmet · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:51

We go and feed the ducks/geese/swans with my little girl from time to time. The ducks are fine, but the geese scare the crap out of her because they come pecking at her legs and arms.

snowdog · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:52

Seen that goose vid before gaijin, really rofl

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rypt · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:52

Gaijin said:

OMFG ROFL; poor dog

PiKe · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:53

Persistent little bugger!

Gammawolf · 3 Jun 2009 at 13:58

Seagul poo'ed on me and the next day I had my food stolen by another one. Was epic embarrasing having a bird one up on me :< .