For the first time my car actually properly broke down and required towing to a garage 
Drove in in the morning without issue, went to start the car in the afternoon, thought hmmm I'll just reply to this text, but it was really hot inside so I switched the engine on for a bit of climate control. Noticed immediatly an odd vibration through the cabin, so shut the engine off and opened the bonnet...
.... to be confronted with what looked like some sort of major explosion. Brownish fluid EVERYWHERE, the viscous fan was jammed at an odd angle and there were loose bits of metal all over the engine undertray. Uh oh, this looks serious and not what I need 2 weeks before I go away for 6 weeks
After I'd calmed down from the shock of my first potential enormous bill moment with the car for absolutely ages, (I knew it was too good to be true
) I reckoned it was probably the waterpump. The header tank was empty, the E39 cooling system is made of cheese anyway and the waterpump was the only remaining original part of the system I'd not already replaced.
RAC guy comes out and confirms my diagnosis. Tows me to the local BMW Specialist who staggeringly manages to get the whole job done for 130 quid by lunchtime today
Shame its just taken the best part of an hour to clean the engine bay. Still very confused as to when it failed - it was perfect on the way in without any hint of a problem.
So I thought you might all want to laugh at my misfortune, mind you, its part and parcel of the world of owning a BMW
It had done pretty well, this is the first 3 figure bill in months and the first fault which disabled the car 
The annoying thing was, when I had the cooling system replaced a couple of years ago I mentioned to the waterpump and asked if it was prudent to replace it as a preventative measure. Nope, of course not, they said. Are you sure? Yes, quite sure, waste of money. Don't bother. Figuring they wouldnt pass up an opportunity for more work without good reason, I took their word for it. Should have gone with my instincts

Drove in in the morning without issue, went to start the car in the afternoon, thought hmmm I'll just reply to this text, but it was really hot inside so I switched the engine on for a bit of climate control. Noticed immediatly an odd vibration through the cabin, so shut the engine off and opened the bonnet...
.... to be confronted with what looked like some sort of major explosion. Brownish fluid EVERYWHERE, the viscous fan was jammed at an odd angle and there were loose bits of metal all over the engine undertray. Uh oh, this looks serious and not what I need 2 weeks before I go away for 6 weeks

After I'd calmed down from the shock of my first potential enormous bill moment with the car for absolutely ages, (I knew it was too good to be true

RAC guy comes out and confirms my diagnosis. Tows me to the local BMW Specialist who staggeringly manages to get the whole job done for 130 quid by lunchtime today

Shame its just taken the best part of an hour to clean the engine bay. Still very confused as to when it failed - it was perfect on the way in without any hint of a problem.
So I thought you might all want to laugh at my misfortune, mind you, its part and parcel of the world of owning a BMW



The annoying thing was, when I had the cooling system replaced a couple of years ago I mentioned to the waterpump and asked if it was prudent to replace it as a preventative measure. Nope, of course not, they said. Are you sure? Yes, quite sure, waste of money. Don't bother. Figuring they wouldnt pass up an opportunity for more work without good reason, I took their word for it. Should have gone with my instincts

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