Hit a cow at 110-120kph

my mate hit a deer and put it in his boot to get it off the road and then forgot about it!
he only realised it was still there when a relaly bad smell was coming from the boot lol

what about his gf? is she still in boot with deer? :)


at first i though u said 120mph... :eek:
 
my mate hit a deer and put it in his boot to get it off the road and then forgot about it!
he only realised it was still there when a relaly bad smell was coming from the boot lol

lying on the internet makes you look cooooooooool :D
 
Stone the Flaming crows mate ! Best get the Barby out & grab a few cold tinnys. :D
 
Euro cows kill !!!

A Euro cow even had a go at blunkett the other day & gave him some stamping, I didn't know the cows played by conker rules.
 
Australian bush, bull bars useful. Peckham High Street, not so much. Are you insured for bovine impact damage?

Down here if we hit an animal that is on the road the Farmer of the animal is resposible for the the costs and damages.

But since its some how only minor and the car is worth less then 1.5k then its not worth it really.
Probably cost the farmer 1k by killing his cow

You are very lucky to have that little damage to the car when hitting a cow! if you had hit the broadside of it in the centre of the car you'd probably be dead, the cow would go straight up the bonnet and through your windscreen; and a very mooving story that would have been!
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I dont know what it is but people love telling me this:confused::(

Did you exit the car and shout HOLY COW!?

Actually i was eating a muesli bar at the time and when i pulled the car up i said to my self as i through the last part out of the window and said "I dont really feel like eating that anymore":p
I was also spitting out the chewed up part and glass in my mouth at that point:p

I should get some photos tomorrow at some point. No blood on the car if thats what you want to see though.

Although i stopped at the scene today and found my mirror:p And there was a trail of blood leading off the road.
My guess is if the cow didnt die afterwards then it would have got a bullet.

Also you wouldnt want to eat it, It would be bruised and all tough:p
 
dont give me that, you ran over your woman and now your after an alibi.. You know they can tell the difference between human blood and cow bloow. Your going down my friend..
 
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