Swimming pool got me TEEN PREGNANT

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jesus.jpg etc etc, but I found this article quite amusing:

A WOMAN is suing an Egyptian hotel claiming her daughter got pregnant - from using the swimming pool.
Magdalena Kwiatkowska's 13-year-old returned to Poland from their holiday expecting a baby.

Magdalena believes the teenager conceived from stray sperm after taking a dip in the hotel's mixed pool. She is now seeking compensation from the hotel.

A travel industry source said: "The mother is adamant that her daughter didn't meet any boys while she was there.

"She is determined to go ahead with the case."

Tourist authorities in Warsaw, Poland, have confirmed they received the bizarre complaint.
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sauce; more ketchup

Quite how the mother thinks that sperm would survive in a chlorinated pool I don't know. But anyway - I guess some people would rather resort to 'creative thinking' than take off their rose-tinted glasses and realise that their 13 year old daughter is, well, a bit of a tart.
 
Even if there was sperm in the pool, it would've had to have been some kind of super sperm to impregnate someone. Then again, to survive the conditions, it was probably Chuck Norris' sperm tbh.
 
I can see it now. Fundamental christians hailing this as an immaculate conception and thus bringing forth the second coming of christ.

His first coming must've been in the pool itself.
 
I fancy boys said:
there would be some sperm in there i guess, but even assuming they stay alive the chance of them "getting anywhere" in a huge pool is minute surely
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Maybe, but surely the chance would be far greater than a 13 year old getting some action on holiday? I mean, who ever heard of such a thing!
 
Doctor_Zhivago said:
FAIL.

No sperm in immaculate conceptions. Now stop making all atheists look stupid :p
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My logic is thus.

Lets say there was a person, some 2000 years ago, who gave birth to a child who people decided they'd believe to be the messiah. To make this appear even better someone decided to spread the rumour that his mother was not knocked up via the usual way but in a divine intervention by this "god". Now the reallity was she liked to get funky with Joe and got knocked up the traditional way which involves sperm.

So the original "immaculate conception" was no different to this "immaculate conception". She got a good old roggering.

;)
 
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