Best way to apporach women on a night out?

doddsy105

doddsy105

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does anybody have any special ways of talking to women on nights out, especially in clubs can be very hard when its loud etc. Or is their any places better than going out to meet women? hmmmm
 
Start with "Would you like to talk somewhere a bit quieter?"

When they say "Yes", respond with "Well, my bedroom has double glazing..."
 
From behind or from the flank: it will give you precious seconds to corner her before she spots you. Once cornered, deposit your Greek soldiers in Troy and make a quick exit before the rohypnol wears off.
 
My nephew smiles, laughs then says "hey sexy lady"

he's only 3 though so it may not work for adults
 
pea shooter + rohypnol

requires a bit of practise and works best in bars / clubs on split levels, you could just stand directly above and drop it in but that makes for good cctv coverage, best to hone your skills so that from a good 20 paces away and at an angle of 18degs or more you can accurately deposit the "package" securely.

then my friend a casual stroll to the bar, order a tall cold one before heading back and asking if she feels ok "you look a bit peaky hun, perhaps some air would help"

result, and it avoids the need for handing out a fake number etc
 
you could say - I bet you a £1 that I can make your boobs wobble without touching them . . . . . and then give her the pound!

lol

khushy
 
Regale her with a full account of the Siege at Stalingrad, include the interesting facts about the Wehrmacht having no winter clothing and the near starvation conditions of the local populous.

Ive got loads of birds this way, its literally hanging off at the end of the night.
 
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