Best way to apporach women on a night out?

All you got to do is go up to a girl and in a new york accent and say
" How You Doing" in a Joey Tribbiani style

She will either fall off the chair or start laughing(or both) or even like it
which ever way your in ;)

Women like funny guys.
 
2 of my mates stood at the ladies toilet doors at a club & patted them on the bottom as they walked in, their theory being if they hit you they were not interested.

Saw one the next week, I was surprised he wasn't locked up or had someone's boyfriend pummel him for it so I asked how they did, he said "50 smacks in the face & one Sh4g" seemed like gd odds to me.
 
"You don't look anything like any of the girls on my hard drive."

Or just quote any of the toe curler lines from the InBetweeners. Bound to raise an eyebrow or two. :)
 
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