Best way to apporach women on a night out?

How about some of these. LOL

1. As you walk by, turn around and say: Excuse me, did you just touch my ass? No. Damn!
2. I miss my teddy bear. Would you sleep with me?
3. Do you believe in helping the homeless? [If yes"> Take me home with you.
4. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
5. Do you have any Irish in you? (if no�) Would you like some? (if yes�) Want some more?
6. Shall we talk or continue flirting from a distance?
7. Do you have the time? [Gives the time"> No, the time to write down my number?
8. Do you know the difference between a hamburger and a blow-job? [No!"> Do you want to do lunch?
9. Do you know the essential difference between sex and conversation? (No.) Do you wanna go upstairs and talk.
10. Do you mind if I stare at you up close instead of from across the room?
11. I'm a frog but if u kiss me I'll turn into a prince
12. Excuse me, I am about to go home to masturbate and needed a name to go with the face.
13. Excuse me, I'm looking for a friend...do you want to be my friend?
14. For a fat chick, you sure have small ****.
15. Gee, for a fat girl you sure don't sweat much.
16. Go up to a girl, ask her: "Do you know what winks and screws like a tiger?" She says no. Then wink.
17. Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no.
18. Hi, I've been undressing you with my eyes all night long, and think it's time to see if I'm right.
19. Take an ice cube to the bar, smash it, and say, "Now that I've broken the ice, lets talk"
20. Nice dress, it'd look good on my bedroom floor
 
"you got that look in your eyes like you haven't been **** in 6 months...."

or

"It's okay you can talk to me now I've just got the all clear."

lol
 
Lots of lolage in this thread. Was laughing so much I got told off by the boss for not doing any work :p

Keep em coming guys, this thread is w1nn1ng :D
 
Jamesdavid3 said:
omg some of you guys really do have no idea...

i couldnt stop laughing at some of these comments from people who think there 'it'

you fail bigtime...


If your lucky like me the girls come upto me since im a model and most people see my pictures in shops and on the internet..

But the best simple way is to go out with your friends mates, gather groups together and everyone will start talking.
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Show us your model pics then sexeh!
 
grab her wrist firmly and say "hi"

is she say let go say "you looking nice today" if

is she struggles say "shall I buy you a drink"

if she screams then your in
 
If you're having to ask as well then you're probably best off unloading your weapon too!
 
'If your breasts told a story in braille, and I were blind, would you let me read it with my tongue?'

'If your vagina were a pringles can, would you let me pop it and tell me not to stop?'
 
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