I've been chosen to sit on a large pole!

Take a few stacks of Hovis, and make a pyramid out of them! You might need to make sure they are not quite in date so they are hard and not soft.
 
the current guy is **** he';s not doing anything :/

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Not for me it doesn't - I just get an internal server error. :o

As for what one should do when standing on a giant pillar? A giant game of charades seems appropriate - get a bit of audience interaction and you're onto a winner.
 
Its a saturday 9-10pm slot so I'll probably be abused by drunks \o/

Could always get a borat mankini, paint myself green and say I'm protesting against tree frogs losing their habitat and jump around like a frog. Would probably end up with me being put in a cell though as my tackle fell out of the mankini or something though :( I'd need strong tape.
 
Its a saturday 9-10pm slot so I'll probably be abused by drunks \o/

Could always get a borat mankini, paint myself green and say I'm protesting against tree frogs losing their habitat and jump around like a frog. Would probably end up with me being put in a cell though as my tackle fell out of the mankini or something though :( I'd need strong tape.

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Take a Laser Pen and try and get everyone to chase it around, then try and make them run into a wall. Everyone wins!
 
Give Lynda Snell a ring, I'm sure she'll have some suggestions for you, especially as Jill didn't get a spot.
 
Just be yourself, do something you’ve always you wanted to do and don’t be silly, the world watches :)
 
Darwin monkey thinking whilst sitting on a toilet reading a newspaper - or even the economist/financial times..

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