I've been chosen to sit on a large pole!

Feek · 5 Aug 2009 at 22:15

That live feed is rubbish, so much buffering.

Marky · 5 Aug 2009 at 22:25

Feek said:
That live feed is rubbish, so much buffering.

Agreed

I have no idea what I'd do up there for an hour

Kell_ee001 · 5 Aug 2009 at 23:18

Feek said:
That live feed is rubbish, so much buffering.

My feed is perfect

Dude up there at the moment is doing a full dance routine

Marky · 5 Aug 2009 at 23:21

Totality said:
Its a saturday 9-10pm slot so I'll probably be abused by drunks \o/

Could always get a borat mankini, paint myself green and say I'm protesting against tree frogs losing their habitat and jump around like a frog. Would probably end up with me being put in a cell though as my tackle fell out of the mankini or something though I'd need strong tape.

Do you know the date when you'll be up there?

Feek · 5 Aug 2009 at 23:33

Kell_ee001 said:
My feed is perfect

Dude up there at the moment is doing a full dance routine

Aye, mine has settled down now. The doris who's up next looks interesting but I'm off to bed.

BigglesPiP · 5 Aug 2009 at 23:42

What the **** is that guy doing? Pointing out aliens? Ballet?

BigglesPiP · 5 Aug 2009 at 23:46

He's having a fit LOL.

caff · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:40

You need an original act. Surely the forums of OcUK can inspire you to greatness.

Nix · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:45

Terrible singing at the moment. Alright legs though!

^TANK^ · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:46

Nix said:
Terrible singing at the moment. Alright legs though!

I'd hit it.

lixxus · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:47

gay thread title.

bledd · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:49

stand there in just a pair of speedos, then get friends to paintball you, for an hour solid

Nix · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:49

^TANK^ said:
I'd hit it.

I've decided: she's bloody annoying.

I wonder if those fellas can see up that skirt...

lixxus · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:52

i wouldl laugh if they start heckling her... she is awful

peetee · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:53

my god, she sounds just like gwen

m0r94n · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:53

For someone that describes herself as "crackers" shes about as animated as a corpse.

Also, to op: Just stand up there for 55 minutes and then at the end just go "I've been David Brent, and you've been the best" and just strut about whilst "Simply the Best" by Tina Turner plays.

^TANK^ · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:55

Nix said:
I've decided: she's bloody annoying.

I wonder if those fellas can see up that skirt...

Dirty.

peetee · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:55

shes a bit plain n ordinary.

Nix · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:56

^TANK^ said:
Dirty.

I've gotta pass the time somehow man!

You can just about see it can't you: she's a crazy cat lady in the making.

Ugh God. And now it sounds like she's strangling one.

lixxus · 6 Aug 2009 at 00:57

i feel tempted to go there now and shout out " ur ****, from ocuk"