Oh man, my retarded brother.

[asim18]

Well he has just sent a text from my phone to my sister: "The only way to settle this is with my ****".

Replace **** with expletive of "penis".



What the **** tbh. Absolutely fuming here.

I ****ing hate him.

 

[shauncr91]

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[asim18]

I mean it doesn't even make any sense at all!

She's married and has a 3 year old son ffs.

 

[shifty_uk]

With your funny coloured ****?

 

[me227]

She's married and has a 3 year old son ffs.

Won't somebody think of the children!

 

[Gackt]

Wincest.

Either way, what's the big deal?

 

[sorn21]

is he drunk?

EDIT: Miss read, its late. Send a text from his phone saying <insert funny thing here>

 

[Ascendancy]

Look on the bright side, you could soon have a new son/nephew.

 

[Nix]

Settle what exactly? If it's their sex-games, then he has a point.

 

[lixxus]

let us know what she replies.

did you ask your brother why he would send that ?

 

[just Scott]

Send her another text saying "sorry that was my brother" if you're that bothered. :/

 

[shauncr91]

Oh wait, I've only just realised it said he sent it from your phone.

Hahaha your brother sounds funny tbh

 

[asim18]

did you ask your brother why he would send that ?

Not yet.

He just came in, took my phone and sat down. Then I heard the delivery report tone for text messages, and thought, "who the hell is he texting?".

He then put the phone back on my desk and left the room. Then I checked the sent messages to find out exactly what he sent.

 

[meghatronic]

Your brother sent a text to your sister?

Say wha'?

 

[waxapple]

Send a follow up text saying 'So why haven't we slept together yet?'

 

[Nix]

If she asks, tell her you've taken up badminton.

 

[V4NT0M]

He was probably referring to the colour.

 

[shauncr91]

Send a follow up text saying 'So why haven't we slept together yet?'

Brilliant MSN game when drunk

(Not with family members obv.)

 

[CliffyBiro]

Your brother is a dude.

You, are a wierd coloured penis guy.

 

[lixxus]

Not yet.

He just came in, took my phone and sat down. Then I heard the delivery report tone for text messages, and thought, "who the hell is he texting?".

He then put the phone back on my desk and left the room. Then I checked the sent messages to find out exactly what he sent.

what you waiting for then. go ask him. tell him wtf i found this incest text on my phone