I've been chosen to sit on a large pole!

This chick better strip.

I bet the guys on the cherry picker felt very insecure being stuck in a square metre space with mankini man.
 
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Muehaha.

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Loaf of bread.
OcUK sign.
Large pole in London
Photo of you holding the first two whilst standing on the third from a passer-by.
Upload photo.

Then we might believe you. ;):p
 
1. Wear a pedobear shirt
2. Take lots of loaves of Hovis up there with you
3. Make a Hovis pyramid
4. Stick a flagpole in it that says OCUK
5. ????
6. Profit!
 
You can find pedo bear costumes on the US ebay, search for "pedo bear". The space matters, "pedobear" gives you nothing.

I too want to see you in a pedobear costume with a loaf of hovis :D:D
 
I was there earlier in the week and saw a couple of different people. Most of them were standing doing nothing, or at best checking their texts. Make sure it's something interesting, and remember that you're ~20 feet above your audience.
 
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