You know, this all sounds terribly familiar, you "dodgy dole monger". 
http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18042369

http://forums.overclockers.co.uk/showthread.php?t=18042369
you keep saying about your neighbours not minding about x and y.
but if the cars where SORN, and are not visible from the main road - then do you really think the DVLA would drive up there and clamp them? Sounds like one of your neighbours has rung them, and reported the cars for being on the 'road' with no tax.
If the clamp is hooked round the steering, then unbolt the track rod and remove it. Remove them, without damaging them and then padlock them to the gate as trophies.
The guy at DVLA said their system didn't show SORN, but I have print out of webpage, ref number etc.
aha lemon entry my dear holmes
that's your dilema right there nelly!
In what sense?
can you not get a lock smith to open the pad lock on the clamps?
Your OP sounded promising you were going to stick it to the clampers
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blame me or fox, preferably fox he lives further away and drives a car without indicator stalks
The only question of a puplic/private road is WHO pays to have it maintained.
If you get a massive pothole in that car park, who comes to fix it? is it the council or do you pay a maintenance fee?
The only question of a puplic/private road is WHO pays to have it maintained.
If you get a massive pothole in that car park, who comes to fix it? is it the council or do you pay a maintenance fee?
Do they photograph your car when they clamp it as otherwise its your word against theres if you remove it?