NO toilet paper at work

[doddsy105]

I came into work this morning as usual and just moments ago i needed the toilet and to my despair theres NO TOILET PAPER and i really need to go #2. What do i do? Nobody else is in at work so i cannot leave and im desperate

 

[rsatd]

Money, use them!

 

[TheMightyTen]

Finger scrape and hand wash

 

[Helium_Junkie]

Got socks?
Is there another loo?
Scrap paper?

 

[uber soldat]

Work for a company that doesn't scrimp on such things

 

[hargi]

tried the ladies?

 

[Morgoth]

Finger scrape and hand wash

I threw up in my mouth a little.

 

[ChroniC]

the daily mail

 

[orderoftheflame]

Ban. Please.

 

[Sparky__H]

raid the printer paper tray

 

[randal]

Go down the shop and buy some?

Failing that if you can locate a solitary scrap of toilet paper, fold it into quarters and tear off the corner making a hole in the middle on the paper. Stick your finger through it, wipe, remove dook with the paper by pulling paper off your finger. Remove dook from under finger nail with the small corner you took off.

That was the first thing I learnt on exercise in Army Cadets. I ate garibaldi biscuits all weekend to get constipation. Following Wednesday I fired out a lord. Good times.

 

[Busa]

Finger scrape and hand wash

This....depends what you had to eat a few hours before though...sweetcorn?

And photo`s or it didn't happen!

 

[tres]

tried the ladies?

Um, I think they'd resist somewhat if you tried that.

 

[doddsy105]

Ban. Please.

get a life

 

[orderoftheflame]

get a life

Haha... You're the one posting on the internets that there's no toilet paper mate.

 

[V4NT0M]

Go to Paul's house.

 

[Cosimo]

get a life

Get some paper any paper or even use your hankie.

 

[Wicksta]

Any kitchen roll/towels in the kitchen?

 

[Fenris]

Haha... You're the one posting on the internets that there's no toilet paper mate.

He's got a point. Instead of consulting a manager or cleaner etc, you came to the internet to decalre to the world that you don't have anything to wipe your arse with.

 

[markweatherill]

Welcome to the paperless office.