I Cut My Finger DEEP
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Used to work in a kitchen so the inevitable morbid injuries occured, i.e. hot fat down the arms, burnt hands etc but the worst was chopping cabbage and not watching what I was doing. Basically skinned my nail off and all the flesh under it grating the bone at the end - god that hurt - especially when applying swabs to absorb blood and rubbing the nerve ends 
Other than tat - head over handle bars on my bike resulted in sweeping the pavement with my face. Cracked the forehead open, got blood everywhere and couldnt walk for about a month - fun times!
Other than tat - head over handle bars on my bike resulted in sweeping the pavement with my face. Cracked the forehead open, got blood everywhere and couldnt walk for about a month - fun times!
As a teenager in my first job, automatic belt rivet machine, I managed to put a rivot through my thumb a result of me thinking I was the fastest rivetor on the planet !
It was far more painfull to remove it, putting it in was easy due to the speed
a result of me thinking I was the fastest rivetor on the planet !It was far more painfull to remove it, putting it in was easy due to the speed
Mentioned it a few weeks ago for some reason, but my worse was:
My dad telling me my bottom was screwed on via my belly button. I thought my bum was big (or wanted to take a look at it, can't remember the exact reason), so got a screwdriver, shoved it in my belly button and turned.
Caused a bit of damage, was taken to hospital, a few stitches and can't stand it touched now
My dad telling me my bottom was screwed on via my belly button. I thought my bum was big (or wanted to take a look at it, can't remember the exact reason), so got a screwdriver, shoved it in my belly button and turned.
Caused a bit of damage, was taken to hospital, a few stitches and can't stand it touched now
some of these are hilarious....others sound very painfull
I DID THAT!
Dont suppose it was because you had been watching Art Attack and were trying to make a tank out of a tissue box, toilet role tube and corks but didn't have enough corks so tried to cut them in half?
p.s. me and my mum had to get a taxi to hospital because we didn't have a car at the time...
When I was younger I tried to cut a cork in half with scissors. You can imagine how it ended.
I DID THAT!
Dont suppose it was because you had been watching Art Attack and were trying to make a tank out of a tissue box, toilet role tube and corks but didn't have enough corks so tried to cut them in half?
p.s. me and my mum had to get a taxi to hospital because we didn't have a car at the time...
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My stupidest was springing across a road late at night to avoid an oncoming car. A van was parked on the opposite side of the road, what I didn't notice was the ladder attached to the roof which extended some 2 feet off the back. Ran straight into it and was 'clotheslined' landing on the pavement, losing a tooth and knocking myself out for a couple of minutes.
when I was a teenager (many moons ago) I had to rub some deep heat into my leg due to a minor injury, and let's just say I went to bed without washing my hands. 'nuff said.
I was a teenager, and it was a long time ago, I still remember it vividly though!!!
I was a teenager, and it was a long time ago, I still remember it vividly though!!!
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Its quite common judging from the replies in the other thread.
"You're doing it wrong."
A one inch knife wound on my arm right down to the white stuff under the skin.
Oh the memories.
Done this as well, put two light switches in to a wall, god did my hand hurt afterwards, I'v never seen such a deep wonderful purple colour.
Oh the memories.
Done this as well, put two light switches in to a wall, god did my hand hurt afterwards, I'v never seen such a deep wonderful purple colour.
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I somehow headbutted a chair and cut my eyebrow fairly badly.
Still trying to work out how I managed that...
Still trying to work out how I managed that...
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Stupidest thing I ever done was run my finger along a pen knife to see if it was sharp.. it was sharp
Not me but a friend... I was mowing the grass on a sit down lawnmower, and my friend decided it would be a good idea to try and scare me... He runs full pelt at the mower, and by the time my face drops and he realises he should stop its to late, he falls flat on his bum and his leg goes under..... THUD as both his foot hit the blade and I slam on the breaks.
His foot was saved due to me reacting quickly.... but he needed quite a bad operation as you could see all the way into his foot, and he was limping around for a good couple of months after that....
Jcb33.
His foot was saved due to me reacting quickly.... but he needed quite a bad operation as you could see all the way into his foot, and he was limping around for a good couple of months after that....
Jcb33.