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Noni Juice

Noni Juice

Noni Juice

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A duck walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "hey bartender, got a grape?"

the bartender replies, "No I don't have a ******* grape, get out of my bar, Duck!"

The next day, the duck comes back in the bar and asks, "Hey bartender, got a grape?"

The bartender, a little more ****ed this time says, "Get the **** OUT OF MY BAR DUCK!"

The third day, the duck walks into the bar. The bartender is glaring at him and says, "You better not ask me for a grape again duck or I'll nail your beak to the bar"

The duck asks, "Hey bartender, got a hammer?"

Bartender says, "No duck, I don't have a hammer".

Duck says, "Got a grape?"
 
whitecrook said:
Why does a duck?

Because one of its legs is are both the same.
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Other possible answers:

"Oranges. Because motorcycles don't have doors."

"False, because there are no bones in ice cream."

One of it's legs is not the same, and (holding out your hands as if demonstrating it's size) it's about this color.

A vest has no sleeves.
 
I almost choked at that!! :D

whitecrook said:
Why does a duck?

Because one of its legs is are both the same.
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Liquidfox said:
Other possible answers:

"Oranges. Because motorcycles don't have doors."

"False, because there are no bones in ice cream."

One of it's legs is not the same, and (holding out your hands as if demonstrating it's size) it's about this color.

A vest has no sleeves.
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I don't understand these ones, though :confused:
 
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