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lol love the pasty smashing term.


Said to a mate once "shes smashtastic" - Nott many get it :D
 
Sounds like you just had a safe looking appearence and she was'nt sure where the next station was. This kind of thing used to be normal, people talking and giving help to people they did not know until the last 30 years which have bred people to believe that everyone is a potential rapist, thief or God knows what.
 
malccy said:
Sounds like you just had a safe looking appearence and she was'nt sure where the next station was. This kind of thing used to be normal, people talking and giving help to people they did not know until the last 30 years which have bred people to believe that everyone is a potential rapist, thief or God knows what.
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That's what I thought. But I guess she saw me checking her out a few times. She did ask how far it was, but guess I did my good deed for the day.
 
Anyone thinking the should be some sort of return of the babes thread.... But named "its got a pasty id gladly smash thread" :D

Oh and on topic, boo urns! missed out on a good afternoon of pasty!
 
pingwing said:
Anyone thinking the should be some sort of return of the babes thread.... But named "its got a pasty id gladly smash thread" :D

Oh and on topic, boo urns! missed out on a good afternoon of pasty!
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Definitely. Bring back the "I'd Smash That Pasty!" thread.
 
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You need to work on your self esteem! Just because you're of Pakistani descent doesn't mean women find you repulsive :P

On the other hand she probably just picked someone that looked non-threatening, clean and intelligent. But it's best if we ignore that and just accept you could have been deep in pasty this afternoon!
 
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Whats smash her pasty ? are you saying the womens virgina looks like a pasty if show me one that looks like that please.

ps.Bear with me im old.
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An old Valentine's day poem :

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I love love you
I wanna smash yer pasty!

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The op really may have missed a chance to ride the train through the tunnel..
 
Yeah, I was stuck out on a deserted platform in the middle of nowhere a couple of weeks back after catching the wrong train and a couple of older ladies had done the same (in my defence I didn't know that the station was a change-over!). It felt a little rude to abandon them on the train returning home so I found myself walking very slowly through the station when I did finally arrive there as one of the old dears relied on a walking-stick.

When I was at university and on my drunken wanderings - I had a habit of disappearing and going and talking to strangers - I'd find myself with friends for the evening. Quite good fun actually. Quite a common thing (to hang around with strangers) at university really - especially considering when I went on field-trips, etc. although I guess 'course-mates' are a little different even though, and for all purposes many were and still are complete strangers to me.
 
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All the time when I went was going back and forth from Bristol to Sheffield on Sundays(trains were really crap). Girls just tag along and end up chattin for the whole journey, makes the time go quicker. Didn't get any numbers though :/
 
To be fair, he did go to Greggs and so at least some form of pasty smashing took place, albeit of the cooked kind :p

And no, I don't mean the 'American Pie' smashing of baked goods....unless he confirms otherwise..though given the temperature of some of the Greggs things, a trip to A&E would be in order for a seriously scorched todger :p
 
Something similar happened to me a few years ago when there was a gas tank explosion near the line into Kings Cross. We all got shunted off to St Pancras - no-one had a clue what was going on. I saw a woman struggling with a bag, so I offered to help and we just kinda travelled together up to Leeds where she got off (ooer!) and I went on my way. She was a bit odd (she'd just been to the ninth Take That concert of their comeback tour!) but really pleasant and it was better trip for it.
 
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