If a woman chooses to emphasise her cleavage...

NickK · 30 Sep 2009 at 17:24

Pixel said:
Most women want to have thier cake, and eat it too.

A woman will dress provocatively, showing off her legs and breasts to grab men's attention (there's no other reason despite what they tell you), and when a man is caught looking she'll take the moral high ground and call him a pervert.

A woman will say she wants to be equal to men in every way, yet will still expect you to pay for the dinner etc on a date.

I'll never understand them tbh.

It's easy. Dating an Italian girlfriend 101.

Only if she's not interested in you then she wants to be treated as an equal. If she's interested in you she wants the attention.

They like to be equals but like the man to look after them. Simples.

Gerard · 30 Sep 2009 at 17:33

fail at the internets said:
Legs>Boobs. Women are doing it wrong.

fail at the internets

^

chaparral · 30 Sep 2009 at 18:04

Nice bike

steve-h · 30 Sep 2009 at 18:06

mother of god

Vonhelmet · 30 Sep 2009 at 18:11

There's a really pretty girl at work who I always end up staring at when I walk past. She's properly hypnotic. I've walked into stuff before now. She knows I stare because she sometimes looks up. I'll probably get done for sexual harassment for admiring her pretty face.

Particularly weird when I'm married and she's engaged.

StoutMeister · 30 Sep 2009 at 18:33

I'd love a good old fashioned thrashing/tutting. Mmmm !

jp_bl_68 · 30 Sep 2009 at 18:36

fail at the internets said:
Legs>Boobs. Women are doing it wrong.

Boobs>Arse>Legs>Saggy boobs

Le_Petit_Lapin · 30 Sep 2009 at 18:37

chaparral said:
Nice bike

Bike?

Gunni Parker · 30 Sep 2009 at 18:40

Boobs are fun, make nice pillows! Look at a mans crotch next time and see where that gets you. :cool:

Daveyboy · 30 Sep 2009 at 18:43

Were they like this?

If not then not worth it tbh

Showboat · 30 Sep 2009 at 18:44

Girl in work with a great set always wears this kinda stuff, and i get caught looking almost daily!

Enjoy it while it lasts!

jp_bl_68 · 30 Sep 2009 at 18:48

Showboat said:
Girl in work with a great set always wears this kinda stuff, and i get caught looking almost daily!

Enjoy it while it lasts!

So many amateurs in this thread. I can't remember the last time I got caught looking.

Daveyboy · 30 Sep 2009 at 18:50

jp_bl_68 said:
So many amateurs in this thread. I can't remember the last time I got caught jacking off.

Django x2 · 30 Sep 2009 at 18:51

if shes showing, smash her pasty, etc, repeat

jp_bl_68 · 30 Sep 2009 at 18:59

That's libel, Daveyboy. Libel.

Showboat · 30 Sep 2009 at 19:00

So many amateurs in this thread. I can't remember the last time I got caught looking.

You probably don't even realise you have been caught... Women aint as dumb as you think!

jp_bl_68 · 30 Sep 2009 at 19:03

You know when you've been caught. And I don't think women are dumb.

LordSplodge · 30 Sep 2009 at 19:07

malc30 said:
Looking is ok but grabbing a handful & squirting over them isn't according to my lawyer.

If the goods are on display have a good look. Anyway tight clothes over breasts is better than huge amounts of cleavage anyway as the former looks classy and sexy and the latter looks cheap.

V4NT0M · 30 Sep 2009 at 19:09

Am I missing something? Is there something wrong with looking at women?

Gunni Parker · 30 Sep 2009 at 19:10

I don't know what all the fuss is about anyway! Man = Perv, all women know this. Lick your lips next time and say "she puts the lotion on her skin or she gets the hose again".