I saw her tonight, she was the only "celebrity" (losely used) to turn up to to the premiere of The Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus at Leicester square. I was in a club looking down on the Empire red carpet. Lots of girls upset that Colin Farrell and Johnny Depp didnt turn up.
FUGLY Lily Cole
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If she took the chav rings out of her ears and stood up straight I don't see the problem.. see looks fine to me
Definitely surprises me... I'd be worried I'd snap her she's so skinny
Seriously now, she isnt that thin...at all...is OCUK full of chubby chasers?!
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I do like me some churviness
Not chubbiness though But seriously...
It looks like if I were to slide tackle her in that picture, her legs would come clean off and I'd have a very angry ginger lady with no legs screaming on top of me... *Shudders*
Guys, guys.. first of all... supermodel is a model with elite status, it's someone universally recognized to the point where referring to them by their first name is enough for majority of sober people in direct vicinity to know who is the subject of discussion. Elle, Claudia, Cindy, Naomi, Heidi to a lesser deserving level - Kate, and who was that DDR swimming team looking one..emm... Giselle.
You know Lily Cole ain't it, because most have to google it, and even when you google "it" - half the hits are Lily Allen and Cheryl Cole, both of which, would have a better chance of becoming supermodels (for George of Asda somewhere in midlands) than this.. what was her name again (checks the title of the thread) - Lil Cole.
With that out of the way. Lily Cole. In fashion world, similar to any other closed circle consumer driven celeb culture, you have Models and Models. And then models. In simple women to men world translation - if you imagine Claudia to be Pele of Fashion world. And Alessandra Ambrosio to be Christiano Ronaldo. And Kate Moss to be Wayne Rooney. Then Lily Cole is reserve goal keeper of Sheerness FC secondary team warming bench during the only match of the bi-annual East Sheppey Sunday League.
You know Lily Cole ain't it, because most have to google it, and even when you google "it" - half the hits are Lily Allen and Cheryl Cole, both of which, would have a better chance of becoming supermodels (for George of Asda somewhere in midlands) than this.. what was her name again (checks the title of the thread) - Lil Cole.
With that out of the way. Lily Cole. In fashion world, similar to any other closed circle consumer driven celeb culture, you have Models and Models. And then models. In simple women to men world translation - if you imagine Claudia to be Pele of Fashion world. And Alessandra Ambrosio to be Christiano Ronaldo. And Kate Moss to be Wayne Rooney. Then Lily Cole is reserve goal keeper of Sheerness FC secondary team warming bench during the only match of the bi-annual East Sheppey Sunday League.
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She does not look too bad in this image.
looks good here
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I'm guessing this topic sprung up because of her interview on Radio 1 today. She sounded hot...
Never judge hotness by voice.
Never judge hotness by voice.
Hubba, hubba freckles too... *homer*mmmmm
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Yuk. Yeah I would totally turn her down if she asked me out.
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I just think she looks too young, freckly, overly slim, not that pretty at all, from another thread this is Helen Baxendale, not a model but 100% hot:
Lovely to look at, nice face, nice figure, all round super hot.
Makes the girl in this thread look like a teenage, ginger, anorexic thing, and IMO not that attractive
But thats a old pic of Helen and she's now gotta be in her late 30s early 40s. Lily Cole is 21. I'm 21 and I look 17. Wait... I dunno what I'm getting at here. I love bewbs.
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pretty face, ugly body. She would be stunning if I fed her for a few weeks.
She'd still smell of wee though, just like every other ginger woman
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Hot on the phone? Add 6 stone. Its the general rule, doesn't seem to apply in her case. I think the ditzy cow subtracted it instead by accident.
Yuk. Yeah I would totally turn her down if she asked me out.
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I would smash that pasty so much that the remains would look like what my old neighbour leaves out for the pigeons every morning. She has that lovely "gap" in some of her photos that I love so much.
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She looks different, and hence is instantly recognisable and a great brand ambassador. End of.
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