Stupid things you used to believe as a kid

Leviathon said:
That I could turn tv's off just by thinking about it
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Bahaha I used to sit there as a kid getting so annoyed that I couldn't move things with my mind. I think sometimes I prayed to see if that would help me move things with my mind. And jumping off rocks trying to fly :<
 
My dad had me convinced from about the age of 5 that I was a werewolf, every time there was a full moon he would tell me to not make as much noise as I did the previous month.

Then in the morning he would tell me off. :( ... git


I lived in California as a child and we would regularly go for family walks in a fairly big woods. I was a fairly energetic child so I would often Run off. My mum told me there were bears in the woods. Had me well and truely convinced, and told me that oneday I might run off and get eaten by a bear. Well once I ran off, and she guessed where I was running to (a large hollow tree) so she pegged it to this tree waited inside it and when I ran in, she jumped out of the dark and roared. I **** myself and ran off screaming.

And these sorts of stories are just the tip of the iceberg where my parents are concerned.
 
I always used to try and hide from being seen from the windows at the back of the house in the middle of the night when going to the toilet. It was wasteland out there beyond our garden, lots of large trees, and very eerie. I always used to imagine there were "things" sitting up on the branches staring in at our windows.

Going to the toilet was really an exercise in my ninja skills back then. Seem silly to me now, but it did used to terrify me back in the day.

Of course those same trees I used to clamber up and about on quite freely during the daytime, so it seemed to make sense to me that something could be lurking there in the dead of night.
 
DavieCramb01 said:
I used to jump off the park wall with a black sack, (sorry refuse sack how un pc of me) thinking i could parachute down
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I used to climb ontop of my mum's car and jump off with umbrellas in an attempt at mary poppins-esqu flight, needless to say, a number of dents in the car roof got me told off >.>
 
I used to imagine that girls i liked could se my life through my eyes in there minds and so always tried to make my life really cool to impress them :D
 
I was told as a kid not to kiss girls as i would get them pregnant :/...worked for quite some time as i was **** scared of being a dad at the age of 6:p
 
Spawn said:
I was told as a kid not to kiss girls as i would get them pregnant :/...worked for quite some time as i was **** scared of being a dad at the age of 6:p
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When I was about 6 I snogged a girl (god knows why). And I thought I was pregnant, and I kept feeling my little man balls thinking they were babies growing. That's messed up, I was scared all day.
 
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