The car is very quick for what it is

He has nothing on this:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1306997.htm

or this:

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1306711.htm

Not saying how I ended up finding these either...
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Parkers says 980kg stock and he's probably saved 30-40kg from stripping it out.

With the engine mods he might be up to 110bhp? Probably feels nippy for a younger driver...
 
He has nothing on this:
http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1306711.htm

Not saying how I ended up finding these either...
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I had a laugh at that rover too, for a start 250 bhp isnt really obtainable on the standard T25, and he says its running at 14psi and that you can "turn it up if u like" but the boost cut limit for the T series is 14psi and any higher will melt your pistons like they are chocolate.

at a high estimate he is probably running about 210 bhp
 
Yeah, I think that one is owned by a lolcat.

That purple one does sound a bit dubious, and it's lesbo tastic in that colour. I want that colour!

Gotta admit, I been lookign at cars for weeks and people tend to just brainfart in their adverts. "It's WKD mate got new matz n shizzle 10 month MOT no tax donkey stood on it what's for tea mum?"
 
Could be worse on that Renault. Love all the references to the essex 'scene' juxtaposed with his next doors' fake stucco pillars on their house.

Interior: Dynamique bucket seats with brand new Sparco 3 point harnesses, Stripped rear
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If its 100bhp per ton, thats not so bad. Old ferraris were only 200bhp per ton years back. Problem with low bhp is its only nippy up to 60 so saying its a track car is the silly part
 
I'm amazed at what these idiots actually write in their adverts - more amazed if other people buy their cars.

There is nothing in these adverts that doesn't make me think these cars are driven to destruction by complete muppets.

Saying you regularly rag your car down the southend seafront etc doesn't make me want to form an orderly queue at your door with my cheque book in hand.

Doesn't help their cause that some of these adverts contain terrible 'txt-spk' language.

Now, my bruvs mota, no dats proper fast innit! blindin.

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Interior: Dynamique bucket seats with brand new Sparco 3 point harnesses
I don't see these in the interior shot? At least put up to date photos of your car if you're trying to sell it.
 
I don't see these in the interior shot? At least put up to date photos of your car if you're trying to sell it.

The Clio is a Dynamique. He's claiming they're bucket seats as standard. Basically the sides stick out abit like most modern cars do these days.
 
Parkers says 980kg stock and he's probably saved 30-40kg from stripping it out.

With the engine mods he might be up to 110bhp? Probably feels nippy for a younger driver...

That's what I was thinking, I don't really see much wrong with it. More road noise and lower suspension always adds to be sense of speed.

http://www.pistonheads.com/sales/1283170.htm

I have more issue with those adverts and cars.
 
Gone are the days of people slating genuinely stupid looking cars with ridiculous ammounts spent on them, it seems now we're into slating pretty much stock-looking cars, awesome :)

Its probably his first car, and a 1.4 16v with not much in the car is going to feel quite nippy, whats the big deal?
 
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