Thursday joke!

G-MAN2004 · 22 Oct 2009 at 15:58

Two cowboys are out on the range one starry night talking about their favourite sex positions.
One says, ‘Ever have rodeo sex?’
‘Ain’t heard of that one,’ says the other cowboy. ‘What is it?’
‘Well, you get the girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup her breasts, whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s!’ and see how long you can hang on.’

edit: Nooo, why does it look like that?! On phone so can't change it

platypus · 22 Oct 2009 at 15:59

tres · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:00

i'm confused. Why the stars?

Red and White · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:00

whats*with*the*stars*?*

mac1st3 · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:00

platypus said:
Eh?

agreed, what's*all*the*stars*about?*?*?*?

edit: beaten, damn

y2viks · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:01

i can't read it like that

antijoke · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:01

Oh dear. Poor presentation and poor joke. Doubly bad.

G-MAN2004 · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:01

When I pasted it, it was fine, then after I posted it had all the stars. :confused:

Some kind of anti-paste wizardry.

Red and White · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:02

you fail at phone posting

antijoke · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:02

G-MAN2004 said:
When I pasted it, it was fine, then after I posted it had all the stars.

Some kind of anti bad joke app more like.

Vonhelmet · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:05

It's not hard to post on a phone. I'm doing it right now.

Op sucks and so does his joke.

LizardKing · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:07

Two cowboys are out on the range one starry night talking about their favorite sex positions.
One says, ‘Ever have rodeo sex?’
‘Ain’t heard of that one,’ says the other cowboy. ‘What is it?’
‘Well, you get the girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup her breasts, whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s!’ and see how long you can hang on.’

Red and White · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:08

LizardKing said:
Two cowboys are out on the range one starry night talking about their favorite sex positions. One sa ys, ‘Ever have rodeo sex?’ ‘Ain’t heard of that o ne,’ says the other cowboy. ‘What is it?’
‘Well, you get the girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup her breasts, whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s!’ and see how long you can hang on.’

the stars weren't blinding us

antijoke · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:08

Oh dear we're exploring new lows in this thread now.

chrisxuk · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:08

That's hilarious.

apeZ · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:08

old :/

blix · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:08

Well I lol'd.

mac1st3 · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:09

LizardKing said:
Two cowboys are out on the range one starry night talking about their favorite sex positions.
One sa ys, ‘Ever have rodeo sex?’
‘Ain’t heard of that one,’ says the other cowboy. ‘What is it?’
‘Well, you get the girl down on all fours, and you mount her from behind. Then you reach around and cup her breasts, whisper in her ear, ‘Boy, these feel just like your sister’s!’ and see how long you can hang on.’

AHHAAHAHAHA that's the funniest thing ever! hahah, man that's good, feel it's missing something though, maybe you should punctuate it with stars

Paul11 · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:10

older than , er, something thats very old ************************

G-MAN2004 · 22 Oct 2009 at 16:11

vonhelmet said:
It's not hard to post on a phone. I'm doing it right now.

Op sucks and so does his joke.

I copied it from a joke app on my iPhone, then pasted it here. It had no stars at all until I posted it. I couldn't be bothered to edit it all.

Love you too.