Can you read chinese?

tigerstyle · 2 Nov 2009 at 16:51

...then what does this say?

Awesome!

Vulcan · 2 Nov 2009 at 16:53

Linping Grand Hotel Hangzhou.

You're welcome.

Intiutiveness · 2 Nov 2009 at 16:53

This is why everyone should read / write / speak in english, it's just so much easier. They don't know what they're missing out on tbh

NickK · 2 Nov 2009 at 16:55

Ladyboy for private massage at 8am?

Russinating · 2 Nov 2009 at 16:55

Intiutiveness said:
This is why everyone should read / write / speak in english, it's just so much easier. They don't know what they're missing out on tbh

I hope there's at least an ounce of sarcasm in there.

touch · 2 Nov 2009 at 16:56

it says:
"Bill for pay-per-view homosexual porn"
and at the bottom, it shows how much you paid for it.

Raymond Lin · 2 Nov 2009 at 16:57

The first one is something about Home
the middle one is about washing clothes i think
cant remmeber the last one.

Russinating · 2 Nov 2009 at 16:58

Raymond Lin said:
The first one is something about Home
the middle one is about washing clothes i think
cant remmeber the last one.

Cost of laundry?

tigerstyle · 2 Nov 2009 at 16:59

Raymond Lin said:
The first one is something about Home
the middle one is about washing clothes i think
cant remmeber the last one.

Pretty much how the evening ended, if the last one reads 'drag you to a greasy spoon and feed you chicken wings at 5am' then your are doing exceptionally well! ...I'm guessing it doesn't though.

POB · 2 Nov 2009 at 17:00

It is:

This is not a good Tattoo, you stupid English!

NickK · 2 Nov 2009 at 17:00

I think it's your laundry will be ready by 8am? (sensible guess)

Le_Petit_Lapin · 2 Nov 2009 at 17:04

Its a short story informing you that they think your father once had sexual relations with a flamingo and that you were the result.

antijoke · 2 Nov 2009 at 17:05

Whatever it is looks like it starts at 8am.

Efour · 2 Nov 2009 at 17:06

I think its "We cant get the blood out of your Y fronts, doctor comes at 8pm"

I know that cos im from Essex and 0% Chinese, tho i once bought a take away from one.

tigerstyle · 2 Nov 2009 at 17:07

oh I added the 8am, as you can see I changed my mind from 7am

the photo isn't cropped very well, its clearer when you see the bottom of it.

It's from a chinese girl I met (in China) she did have to go home and do her washing, I helped (kind of) I hope the last bit is see you again

antijoke · 2 Nov 2009 at 17:10

Then it's quiet clear what she said.

I'm going to go home and wash my sheets, come round later and ruin them.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 2 Nov 2009 at 17:10

thepedster said:
oh I added the 8am, as you can see I changed my mind from 7am
the photo isn't cropped very well, its clearer when you see the bottom of it.

It's from a chinese girl I met (in China) she did have to go home and do her washing, I helped (kind of) I hope the last bit is see you again

She's asking you why there is several panties missing from her washing and would it be possible to have them back.

4T5 · 2 Nov 2009 at 17:14

Hello English Boy.
Only first one was Free.
More will cost you

800 English pounds.

Sudden · 2 Nov 2009 at 17:30

The 2nd last symbol on the second line means "month" or "moon"

No idea about context

or if the meaning changes if its next to the other symbols.

whitecrook · 2 Nov 2009 at 18:06

the first character means 'double insulated'