Tie a bit of twine round it. That's how I carried my books.
out of luck there, they don't make twine anymore
grandads around the UK have the remaining strands of it

Tie a bit of twine round it. That's how I carried my books.
As title...
BTW what's wrong with looking/being gay anyway? Are we all so insecure?
*Ahem*. There's nothing wrong with being a bit metrosexual. Embrace your oestrogen!