Things you say that nobody understands.

proper job = that's wonderful
helluva (or drop the h) = very, e.g. "at's 'elluva good that is"
chatty = dirty
carpenter = pill louse
m'luvver = a term of endeerment usually used "right m'luvver?"
maid = girl
buy or bay = boy
bleddy = bloody
them there = those "them there rocks look bleddy dangerous"

That's about it for now unless some more come to me
 
when im down in Englandshire, if i go into a chip shop and ask for a 'Fish Supper' i usually get an odd look, once when asking for a 'white pudding' i was offered a tub of Ambrosia rice pudding...

Also, a lot of people dont know what a 'sare fecht' is... Southerners :D
 
When I went to university I found out that barmcake was a regional thing.
Now I live down south and no-one down here has ever heard of one either.

Scran also seems like something not many people down here have heard of.
 
Lots of the usual scots lazy dialect.

Shame we've no heard fi any 'furry yi aboot' folk yet. :p

I can also put on a southeastern accent convincingly, with some other regions should I ever have the need!

Any one guess what 'ben the hoose' means?
 
Aye up me duck - Hello

Ark at it - looks like its going to rain

Its a bit black over Bills mothers - Looks like its going to rain

Twist me arm - OK then
 
"He's such a goober"
"What?"
"A goober"
"...?!"
"A gomba?"
":confused:"
"A proper chumba"
"errr..."
"A chumba wumba"
"... I'm really not getting this"
"A chopper"
"Oh, OK"
 
I've been using "Swish" recently as an alternative to "cool" :p My friends have picked me up on it a few times :p
 
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