All men watch pr0n, according to scientists

Amp34 said:
The better study would be to see how many women watch porn, bet it's higher than they let on ;)
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I have an amusing story told to me by an ex-colleague whose friend had just splitten up with her bloke. I can't tell the whole thing or I'll get banned but it did involve her parents having to get a PC repair guy in to fix their laptop which had - somehow - been riddled with all kinds of nasty virii due to ... well, I'll leave the rest up to you :)
 
[FnG]magnolia;15445626 said:
I have an amusing story told to me by an ex-colleague whose friend had just splitten up with her bloke. I can't tell the whole thing or I'll get banned but it did involve her parents having to get a PC repair guy in to fix their laptop which had - somehow - been riddled with all kinds of nasty virii due to ... well, I'll leave the rest up to you :)
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This is a thread about pr0n, so what would get you banned? Are you on about warez, child pornography or something?
 
Sinque said:
This is a thread about pr0n, so what would get you banned? Are you on about warez, child pornography or something?
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No, absolutely not, I just can't mention the sites she apparently visited. Which is a shame because that's why the story was funny (apart from her parents' horror) - the website names were fantastic!
 
and found on average, they first watched pornography when they were 10 years old.
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Now why are my mates laughing at me because I told them I found a hustler under my parents bed when I was 9 or so ?
 
snowdog said:
Yours does too :confused:.
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Burn.

My dad left the tele on a pay-per-night channel once when my friend was staying over, I was like 7 or 8? As you do when your that age, getting up stupidly early is natrual, so we went on the tele to watch everybody's favorite train - Thomas - Only to find some 90's porn stars clambing about a bed doing something we couldn't even comprehend (monopoly?).

Never forgot it.
 
xJcBx said:
Burn.

My dad left the tele on a pay-per-night channel once when my friend was staying over, I was like 7 or 8? As you do when your that age, getting up stupidly early is natrual, so we went on the tele to watch everybody's favorite train - Thomas - Only to find some 90's porn stars clambing about a bed doing something we couldn't even comprehend (monopoly?).

Never forgot it.
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Damn I was a little naive at age 8 but I wasn't totally retarded :p
 
All I can remember is we played hide and seek ( may have been younger than 9 I'm not sure) and I wanted to hide under the bed and found the Hustler, and wondered why there were naked women with ''milk'' on their face and wondered what's the point of having milk on their face and in their hair...

The naked woman was nothing special, but it was the first time I've seen ''man juice'' and thought it was milk....

getting up stupidly early is natrual
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Actually I was the opposite, I loved staying up as late as possible.


Actually, I must admit, I never knew the adult stuff until about 12.
I thought women got pregnant on their own when they want and that my dad had nothing to do with it.
I never understood the big deal about titties and why I wasn't allowed to see them. I thought my mum was retarded because of hiding **** from me ( when my dad was watching porn).
I didn't think much of the porno I saw before 12.
 
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