Thursday joke

[scorchisio]

A gentleman from newcastle goes to the doctors he says

"why aye doctor man everyone keeps saying i smell of coconut like"

The dr replies (must be said in a geordie accent)

"ah well your bounty"

 

[Pish]

bound to what?



i get it

 

[Casdawer]

Eh?

 

[brummie]

For future reference:

joke (jk)
n.
1. Something said or done to evoke laughter or amusement, especially an amusing story with a punch line.
2. A mischievous trick; a prank.
3. An amusing or ludicrous incident or situation

 

[skippy2421]

*sigh* oh dear!

 

[mac1st3]

not bad

 

[The Dread Pirate]

meh

 

[Fenris]

(must be said in a geordie accent)

A good joke does not require instructions.

 

[thepeganator]

Time back please...

 

[J.B]

not bad

Quoted for the lie.

 

[SiriusB]

Bloody hellfire!

 

[Cosimo]

A man comes home from work, looking dejected, and his wife asks "What happened to you?"

"Leave me alone," says he, "I've had a bad day."

"I want to know why you are so miserable," says she.

"Okay," says he, "my boss walked in whilst I was humping the bacon slicer, and fired me"

"Oh my god," says she, "what happened to the bacon slicer?"

"Oh, she got fired as well."

 

[Gaygle]

He got fried for humping a bacon slicer?

 

[MowyTone]

no bad

 

[antijoke]

Trade Descriptions Act 1968.

 

[MowyTone]

Come on Bledd! where are thee?

 

[R.O.S.S.I]

For future reference:

This was funnier than the OP.

 

[Kennysevenfold]

Hmmf

 

[Cosimo]

Trade Descriptions Act 1968.

It doesn’t cover this:

A man goes to his doctor and says that he thinks that he is Tom Jones and if this disocrder is rare.

The Doctor replied 'Its not unusual'

 

[gillywibble]

Awful means extremely unpleasant, or of poor quality.