Soldato
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Is his mother Matt Lucas ?
Drunk boy, 4, found in street at 1.45am sipping a beer, wearing a dress he'd stolen
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Caporegime
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Soldato
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All her money and the kid still ends up like that.....when I say money I assume she paid a lot of scientists to implant a fertilized egg in her........because surely no one would have.... would they ? noooooooo she must have lots of money... 
Soldato
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How have they not taken the child away from the clearly unfit mother.
What was she doing while her kid stole a dress, stole beer and went out the front door unsupervised?
What was she doing while her kid stole a dress, stole beer and went out the front door unsupervised?
Associate
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It's a boomer 
Made me LOL even though it shouldn't. With a holiday coming up tomorrow I can't be asked to lock horns with someone and speak out against social disintegration. For now, I'll eat my Pringles and just smile when thinking about this story
Pram face ere
THIS IS WHY WIDESCREEN SHOULD BE BANNED!!!
Caporegime
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lol @ the parenting skills fail.
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Parent, 100% at fault.
On a lighter note (not his mother by a long shot) child + theft of dress = boy child saying if all women look like mom I dont want to be a man when I grow up.
On a lighter note (not his mother by a long shot) child + theft of dress = boy child saying if all women look like mom I dont want to be a man when I grow up.
