The up all night @ xmas thread
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These bots are getting clever
Meh come on it's xmas eve, lets have a thread with good videos, pics etc to keep us that are working through the night awake, whilst not being ruined by trolls.
gay
sorry guys i wont troll no more xD im just a bit bored
ill be more moral
ok another joke
A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg, who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.
After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him.
Suddenly, in a flash, the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer.
Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?" The producer ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you #$@#$@!!#! My dad perished in that bombing!".
"I am not Japanese, you stupid Nincompoop! I am a Chinese !". "Yeah yeah yeah ...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, Vietnamese...you are all the same!"
Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a deadly snake fist to the producer, sending him flat to the floor.
"What was that for?!!" exclaimed the producer.
"That's for the sinking of the TITANIC! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese replied.
"You ignorant chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the producer.
"Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg...you are all the same!"
ill be more moral
ok another joke
A Chinese went to a bar in Hawaii to have some drinks. At the counter, he sat next to a famous Hollywood producer, Steven Spielberg, who was already ahead by a quart of alcohol.
After a round of beer the Chinese sensed that the famous producer was glaring at him.
Suddenly, in a flash, the Chinese crashed down from his stool, felled by a vicious hook from the producer.
Picking himself up, he yelled, "What the hell was that for?" The producer ranted: "That's for the bombing of Pearl Harbor, you #$@#$@!!#! My dad perished in that bombing!".
"I am not Japanese, you stupid Nincompoop! I am a Chinese !". "Yeah yeah yeah ...Japanese, Burmese, Chinese, Vietnamese...you are all the same!"
Regaining his composure, the Chinese took his seat and ordered a double from the bartender. A few seconds later, the Chinese turned around and delivered a deadly snake fist to the producer, sending him flat to the floor.
"What was that for?!!" exclaimed the producer.
"That's for the sinking of the TITANIC! I had ancestors on that ship!" the Chinese replied.
"You ignorant chink! The TITANIC was sunk by an iceberg!" shouted the producer.
"Yeah yeah yeah...Iceberg, Spielberg, Carlsberg...you are all the same!"
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i don't get it
Merry xmas fools
This made me laugh so i thought id share.
racist?
LOLWUT?
I'll be up, till 2 or so.
Whats da crack?!
Em... no.
Will smith.... fresh prince? Im going to hazzard a guess that english is not your first language?
Good video..Meh come on it's xmas eve, lets have a thread with good videos, pics etc to keep us that are working through the night awake, whilst not being ruined by trolls.
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I'm in bed! 2 empty bottles of budweiser say I'm feeling fine!
Had a busy day at work, collected kindling after, and when I got in cooked dinner, cleaned, and made 2 of the 3 desserts we'll be having tomorrow!
Hoping the weather stays mild so my parents/bro/grandma can come down - and hoping Hubby likes his gifts!
Kudos to anyone working over the xmas break - especially emergency services / nhs staff. I was on-call last xmas day, and have 'chosen' not to work the holiday this year - will be in bright an early on the 29th though!
Up all night? No - will probably follow the other halfs lead and fall asleep infront of 'a bit of fry and laurie' shortly! *yawn*
Had a busy day at work, collected kindling after, and when I got in cooked dinner, cleaned, and made 2 of the 3 desserts we'll be having tomorrow!
Hoping the weather stays mild so my parents/bro/grandma can come down - and hoping Hubby likes his gifts!
Kudos to anyone working over the xmas break - especially emergency services / nhs staff. I was on-call last xmas day, and have 'chosen' not to work the holiday this year - will be in bright an early on the 29th though!
Up all night? No - will probably follow the other halfs lead and fall asleep infront of 'a bit of fry and laurie' shortly! *yawn*
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