How to lose(shave) 5 years

cyborg · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:20

So I was bought a trimmer as a present so I thought i'd better use it.

Beard

Stubble

Babys ass

Now what I need is to start sleeping properly, and a haircut.

I wonder if I'll get hit for ID tomorrow.

Kristoph · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:22

Shoulda stopped at step 2 and shaved your head!

Beans on toast Dave · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:22

looks well mean in the first one!

Cybermyk · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:25

I shaved all my beard off yesterday, the kids reckon I look older

I'm growing it back. Is English mustard best or will Dijon do?

SideWinder · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:25

Your hair looks odd. Grow the front more.

Trimmer looks ace though.

Alex UK · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:26

You go from looking really mean in the first one to looking about 14 in the last.

V4NT0M · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:28

Tomorrow a picture diary of wiping my arse.

gambitt · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:28

first picture is the best

Skyfall said:
Tomorrow a picture diary of wiping my arse.

video please

cyborg · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:28

Cybermyk said:
I shaved all my beard off yesterday, the kids reckon I look older

I'm growing it back. Is English mustard best or will Dijon do?

I find pretending im a play doh toy and squeezing really hard works. Safest on the toilet though, just incase.

Your hair looks odd. Grow the front more.

Trimmer looks ace though.

That would just be my large forehead, but I'll use your advice. Coincidental username, my other christmas present was a sidewinder x6 keyboard, which im currently typing on.

Beans on toast Dave · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:29

Skyfall said:
Tomorrow a picture diary of wiping my arse.

please no, we don't want to see that

arknor · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:29

Skyfall said:
Tomorrow a picture diary of wiping my arse.

you didnt whipe it for 5 years! shocking stuff

cyborg · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:29

No doubt its as hairy as my face in pic1.

Pestilence · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:30

Nicely groomed beard in the first pic. Suits you.

Results look like a good quality trimmer!

Moley · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:30

Chin looks saw in number three. I recommend some Nivea for men aftershave balm.

Beans on toast Dave · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:30

cyborg said:
No doubt its as hairy as my face in pic1.

lets hope your beard did not smell as bad!

SideWinder · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:34

But yeah, not being a **** and whatever. Just grow it and you'll look better. /gay hug.

DampCat · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:39

That is a hell of a change!

arknor · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:42

Moley said:
Chin looks saw in number three. I recommend some Nivea for men aftershave balm.

do they still contain alchohol ? which drys the skin lol

Broken Hope · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:50

Which trimmer is it?

manic111 · 25 Dec 2009 at 22:52

It took you 5 years to grow that beard?!

but which trimmer was it? Look like a good job