stupid women :rolleyes:

arknor

arknor

arknor

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just did loads of washing up including baking trays , 2 frying pans , perspex dish thing covered in cheese etc

wife walks in the kitchen after im finishing,
"SUDS EVERYWHERE"
yea i just did the wahsing up
"SUDS EVERYWHERE ITS FILTHY"
yea they will dry off and be gone in 20 minutes
"ITS FILTHY IM SURE YOU JUST DO IT TO **** ME OFF"

erm wtf? i went out of my way to do the washing up when not even one item in the sink had been used by me and then she has the nerve to complain about clean soapy suds that will dry off anyway?

she thinks one should get a tea towel and dry the stupid steel sink and draining board after you do the washing up? shes retarded or are all women this way?

wow she just went in the bathroom and slammed the door lol makes me want to buy a motorbike and fix it on the dining table
 
My wife does similar things, whilst at work one day i cleaned the whole house, (remembering i'm normally the laziest person in the world)

she came home walked into the bathroom, when she came out se said,

''you could have at least cleaned the bath"

i'd spent 8 hours cleaning everything!
 
I got the highest marks on a test in the class back at school, and my mothwer still complained that it wasn't 100% :/
 
To be fair, it gets on my **** when people leave soap on the dishes where they haven't rinsed them off. If you're washing it all in a sink with the same water, and then just taking it out and putting it in the drainer, you probably shouldn't bother.
 
They all do this.

Much as I love her, sometimes I reckon murder would be justifiable.

She has come home to find me just finishing a clear up, with the results bagged in the hallway, me just finishing late lunch/coffee and all out war begins...

'why you leave stuff in the hallway i'll never understand'

'could you not put stuff at the front door'

End up I tidy/clean only what I use/create.
 
Next time punch her in the eyeball...that will teach the silly bint:p


Sounds like shes on the blob so to speak...wouldnt try and appease her if you value your life:p:D
 
oh i forgot, she cleaned the bath the other day, didn't tell me and when i went for a shower i almost fell over and bashed my head on the shower leavers!

i think it's a case of attempted murder!
 
arknor said:
wow she just went in the bathroom and slammed the door lol makes me want to buy a motorbike and fix it on the dining table
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Go on do it, she'll fix something to your skull and we'll read all about it in the papers. :D

Why not leave lots of footprints on her nice shiny kitchen floor and go out. :p

Women, they know best, are insane and illogical but you still love them. Go give her a kiss and a cuddle, you never know you might get lucky. ;)
 
My gf washes dishes in that wierd wasteful way where they dont actually fully fill the sink with hot water and washing up liquid but sort of half fill it and then keep the tap running hot and keep squirting liquid in?

I get told that the way i do it ( in red hot water and liquid ) is filthy and the dishes dont get clean.... erm yes they do, unless you have LOTS of food matter on them, which of course mine dont as i wipe them down first before i actually fill the bowl to wash up. Silly women and their daft ideas...
 
You can't win, leaving it to drain when washed in same water, or dry with a towel and just move germs from one to the other.

If my O/H had a fit like that at me for such a silly reason, she knows she'd get told to foxtrot oscar so all is good.
 
arknor said:
she thinks one should get a tea towel and dry the stupid steel sink and draining board after you do the washing up? shes retarded or are all women this way?
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Well you should clean up after yourself, as it is you only did half a job, i'd of said the same to you to be honest.
 
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